208No Promises » Waking up as a prince in one of the more violent, grim fantasy worlds isn't all that bad. You've just got to seize your opportunities where you find them, kill a few people who really deserve it, and derail canon as much as possible. It's smooth sailing after that. Wait, that didn't work? Everything is still going to hell? Aww, no. That wasn't supposed to happen. SI
A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 36k+, favs: 976, follows: 1k+, updated: 6/24/2018 published: 3/15/2018
7In Hell I'll Be In Good Company Set in Far Cry 5, a female deputy and her ally Jess Black are hiding in the conifer forests in northern Hope county. Cold, hungry, and wet, they make camp in a cave Jess knows and get comfy for the night. In the process, they learn more about each other. It's hard growing up gay in a conservative area, and the cult just made it worse. Hurt/Comfort some shipping. JessXfem!Deputy
Far Cry, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 6k+, favs: 15, follows: 15, 4/11/2018
29 Bridle Black When Twilight Sparkle suggested they all go see the new racy movie that just came out of Canterlot, Dash was all for it. Now she and her friends have to sit through a horror movie that also has kissing and hugging and all kinds of weird stuff. No pairing.
My Little Pony & Bible Black/バイブルブラック, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 66, follows: 14, 6/27/2011
192Anything and Everything » AU It finally happened. Hinata was made heir to the clan, and Hanabi was going to be sealed. Desperate, she promises anything and everything to any man or being who can give her freedom. The Kyubi answers, and a deal is made.
Naruto, M, English, Supernatural & Horror, chapters: 4, words: 13k+, favs: 422, follows: 453, updated: 6/25/2011 published: 4/1/2009, Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
913Ask Me No Questions » From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 53k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/22/2011 published: 11/3/2009, Naruto U.
112Ignorance is Bliss » Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, favs: 301, follows: 236, updated: 8/1/2010 published: 2/21/2010, Sakura H., Naruto U.
2k+People Lie » Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 34, words: 286k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 7/25/2010 published: 8/24/2007, Naruto U., Hinata H.
49 Experimentation "Hey, Naruto, do you want to come over to a quiet room in the hospital and 'experiment' with me?" Sakura asked coyly. Naruto, naturally, agreed.
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 258, follows: 75, 6/17/2010, Naruto U., Sakura H.
182If Only » AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, favs: 584, follows: 674, updated: 4/8/2010 published: 4/1/2009, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
72It's Just a Step to the Left Orochimaru: Evil, deviant, insane genius, or misunderstood, evil, deviant, insane genius? With a time trip back to their respective childhoods at stake, Naruto listens to him pour out a tale of woe just a little too long. Oops. No pairing.
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 213, follows: 173, 2/1/2010, Orochimaru, Naruto U.
72 A Very Team Lie Christmas Team Lie has to save Christmas, despite generally being on the naughty list themselves. While they're at it, they decide that the holiday could use a little... tweaking. Written as a present to my readers. Merry Christmas everyone!
Naruto, M, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 141, follows: 35, 12/24/2009, Naruto U.
70 Oasis They couldn't break her spirit, so they killed her mind. Dark themed but mostly hopeful/happy. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto, M, English, words: 3k+, favs: 304, follows: 58, 9/2/2009
43 Black and Blue Lagoon Rock and an unconscious Revy end up adrift after a botched pirating job, finally ending up on a deserted island. Revy sees a new side to Rock as he fights man and nature to save her, but the real danger may be more insidious. They're out of cigarettes.
Black Lagoon, M, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 17k+, favs: 315, follows: 69, 1/21/2008
12The Lie of Night A side story to Mark MacKinnon's On a Clear Day You Can See Forever, written with permission. The Leaf Ninja find themselves at the heart of the events that lead to the Long Dark. It's a dark, sexy world Mark created, and I'm just playing in it.
Naruto, M, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 15k+, favs: 21, follows: 13, 9/27/2007