Just your average guy who wants to be a writer but is too damn lazy to actually write down any of the (totally awesome) ideas in his head.
Balancing the world's worst humour and gritty and depressing content with all the elegance of a Space Marine dancing Swan Lake. Not much more to it, I'm afraid, aside from copious amounts of schoolwork, laziness, video games, and general life distractions getting in the way.
Anyway, read my stuff! Or don't, it's your choice, but I'd appreciate any advice you guys can give me.
P.S. I have a deep rooted hatred for copypastas, hence the brevity of this bio. The more you know, and all that.