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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: Glad you Came (Nightcore ver.)
Waking Up: Silent Scream (Nightcore ver.)
First Day At School: Hands Held High (Linkin Park)
Falling In Love: All You Had to do Was Stay (Taylor Swift)
Fight Song: Honor For all (Dishonored Soundtrack)
Breaking Up: In The End (Nightcore ver.)
Prom night: Ritual (Black Veiled Brides)
Life: Mad Hatter (Melanie Martinez)
Mental Breakdown:Save Yourself (Nightcore ver.)
Driving: I Wish You Would (Taylor Swift)
Flashback: Walk Away (Black Veiled Brides)
Getting back together: Kids in The Dark (Nightcore ver.)
Wedding: Whisper (Evanescence)
Birth of Child: The Grey (Icon for Hire)
Final Battle: Holes In The Sky (M83 ft. HAIM)
Funeral Song: Tears of an Angel (RyanDan) (Rather appropriate actually)
Final Credits: Willow (Jasmine Thompson)
Taken from Mistress of Madness
A - AVAILABLE: Taken
B - BIRTHDAY: Jan, 24
C - CRUSHING ON: My boyfriend
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Punch water mix and water
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: I can't decide between any of my many best friends
F - FAVORITE SONG: SO MANY! D: WHAT AM I GONNA DOOOOOOO???????
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy worms
H - HOMETOWN: ... I don't actually know
I - IN LOVE WITH: My boyfriend
J - JELLO OR JUICE: Uuuuu... Jello, no question
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Describe someone... Characters? Yes, cried for days afterwards... Humans and animals? ... No comment...
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Uuuuggggg... I don't know! I fell asleep for half the time. But it was probably either the drive to my summer camp in Virginia or Nationals in South Carolina.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Mint Cookies n' Cream, Strawberry
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: One half brother, and many sisters from other mothers
P - PERSON THAT CALLED YOU LAST: Some random number who I don't know the owner to
S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: I actually can't remember...
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: About 10 am ish?
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Dark Grey
V - VEGETABLE: Corn I guess.
W - WORST HABIT: Popping my knuckles? Either that or procrastination
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Teeth at the dentist and when my finger broke
Y - YEARS LIVING WHERE YOU LIVE: I am like a jypsy. Currently moving into a new house
Z - ZEBRAS?: Uuu FUCK YES!
Number your 12 fave Katekyo Hitman Reborn! characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
9. Lal Mirch
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Takeshi and Daemon? ... No... just No...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Tsuna? Hot? Psh, only in the future. In the past he is adorable as fuck though.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Byakuran got Luce pregnant? World War III. All the Arcobaleno would get absolutely pissed. The funniest part is I totally didn't plan that out.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Lal Mirch? Not about her off hand. I could probably go look though
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Mukuro and Takeshi? Maybe? I don't really know. That would be an interesting couple though.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
O.O What? Either Hayato/Lal Mirch or Hayato/Alaude? Either are terrifying as fuck.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Reborn would probably take pictures of Mukuro fucking Fran to use as blackmail.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Talbot, thinking it would be the best birthday present ever, decided to bring forward the First Generation. Due to the mass chaos, in which Reborn was in total Heaven, the mansion gets destroyed and both Generations end up in the Varia mansion. Things get out of hand from there. TYLverse, A26.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Hibari and Luce is fluff? I don't think so...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Reborn comforting Byakuran? 'The World is Ending. Everyone, Grab Your Marshmallows'
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Tsuna de-flowering Hibari? Only in HDWM. Obviously he wouldn't be able to do it otherwise.
12) Does anyone of your friends read Three yet?
Fran? Maybe, although I don't think so.
13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
One of my friends writing and/or drawing Daemon? Thinking about it, Amy may have drawn it once or twice.
14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?
Mukuro/Tsuna/Hayato? Don't think so.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Alaude: DAMN MELLONS!!!!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
'Thank God For Hometowns' by Carrie Underwood. I don't know why, but I think it really fits Luce for some reason.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Hibari/Takeshi/Byakuran? WARNING: Your brain may implode!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Alaude trying to pick up Mukuro? Please don't make me think of that... Please... I really don't want nightmares because of that question.
19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Ok, let's rewrite this so that it includes the names to make things more understandable.
"Hibari and Lal Mirch are in a happy relationship until Lal Mirch suddenly runs off with Tsuna. Hibari, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Daemon and a brief unhappy affair with Byakuran, then follows the wise advice of Hayato and finds true love with Mukuro." What title would you give this fic?
Really, this entire summary is insane. But I would probably call it something like 'Long Trip to PineappleLand' if that wouldn't get me killed by Hibari. But 1869? That is something I ship. 18100? Or the other way around? *shivers* Please... no.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrellaBEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS:Will help you when you're lost BEST FRIENDS:Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass
FRIENDS:Will buy you a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS:Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"
FRIENDS:Will leave when they feel insulted BEST FRIENDS:Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong
FRIENDS:Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying BEST FRIENDS:Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
FRIENDS:Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS:Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you
FRIENDS:Will help you move a body BEST FRIENDS:Will say "call me when you need a shovel."
FRIENDS:Try to help you when you get hurt BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"
FRIENDS:Ask why your crying BEST FRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house.
FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes
FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament
FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it.
FRIENDS: Never borrow money... BEST FRIENDS: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."
FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back BEST FRIEND: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result, with the stolen phone.
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Fourty-Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.
15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.
26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.
34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.
41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.
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I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)
I AM THE GIRL
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.
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