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104Map Clear: Get Hyper »
The old story returns. Join Ike and company as they attempt to complete their hyper quest. Rated for safety! A new chapter is up! Read and review because I want to know how I did.Fire Emblem, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 23, words: 27k+, favs: 21, follows: 15, updated: 2/16/2009 published: 2/8/2007
113Uneligable Bachelorette »
Magical Melody. Tina's life in Flower Bud Village was great...until she invoked the feelings of the Flower Bud Bachelors. Rated for creepy pickup lines. Please Read and Review. Chapter 9: Louis. Please read and review.Harvest Moon, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 9k+, favs: 50, follows: 35, updated: 2/14/2009 published: 7/17/2007
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The Horrors of Valentine's Day
Back from hiatus! While being forced to stay in Daath by Natalia, the group along with the God-Generals must deal with the horrors that Valentine's Day can bring. Oneshot. Rated for Suggestive Dialogue. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!Tales of the Abyss, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 2, 2/8/2009, Natalia, Asch
5 Shackled Love
It's the night before Lloyd fights Kratos, and Regal Bryant comes to a certain realization. RegalxSurprise! Please Read and Review.Tales of Symphonia, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 7/3/2007, Regal B., Lloyd I.
7 They're Taking Me Away to the Funny Farm
Welcome to the Galactic Headquarters. Oh, sorry, we don't allow sanity here. Oneshot.Pokémon, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 13, follows: 2, 6/5/2007
12 The Internet is NOT Really Really Great
Oneshot. Bored stiff, Yuan decides to check out the internet. What he found...well, let's not go there. Rated for safety!Tales of Symphonia, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 10/12/2006, Yuan
19 Beach Hysteria!
An Organization XIII oneshot. Roxas drags everyone to the beach. Complete with Roxas as the narrator, surfer dude Xigbar, and Xaldin in a Speedo! Read warning first!Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 28, follows: 4, 7/19/2006, Roxas
59 Will You Play with Me?
A Organization XIII based Oneshot. Complete with Zexion as the narrator, DDR with Axel and Roxas, Lexaeus crying, and Zexion's Footnotes of Joy! Warning! Contains personality exaggerations!Kingdom Hearts, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 59, follows: 9, 6/15/2006, Zexion
59 Sugar and Steel Don't Mix »
Brendan and May put 13 Pixy Stix in Steven Stone's coffee, this drives him into hyperactivity. Now they realized that they have created a monster. I can now say this...::COMPLETED::Pokémon, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 8, words: 9k+, favs: 60, follows: 13, updated: 10/16/2005 published: 6/16/2005
10A Shadow's Promise
Shadow's thoughts on how Maria dies. He's basically beating himself up in the poem. Quite sad.Sonic the Hedgehog, T, English, Poetry & Tragedy, words: 375, favs: 1, 4/15/2005
11Please Don't Look At Me
A poem about Zelda's regrets of her actions after Link is sealed. Very sad.Legend of Zelda, T, English, Poetry & Tragedy, words: 359, favs: 5, 4/10/2005