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6Summer Camp Wawanakwa » Chris and Chef, low on some money, have to spend 3 months running a summer camp dealing with 22 10-11 year olds on an island in the middle of Muskoka. But hey, it could be worse They could be dealing with teenagers
Total Drama series, K, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 52k+, favs: 12, follows: 12, updated: 1/14 published: 10/12/2021, Chris M., Chef Hatchet
A Cumedy of Errors » Noah and Owen's relationship (both as husbands and boyfriends) and the multiple ways they attempt to have sex...and the multiple ways each attempt goes wrong.
Total Drama series, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, updated: 8/15/2021 published: 7/18/2021, [Noah, Owen]
Wig Ok Bruh » An "in the future" Nowen story, with them married and expecting a baby. Between Duncan's move-in, Izzy and Eva's drop-ins, and the titular odd couple trying to film their cooking show, as well as the other things in life that happen during Noah's pregnancy. ...Yes, you read that last part right.
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 16k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 6/15/2021 published: 3/4/2021, [Noah, Owen] Duncan, DJ
1 Chris You Ignorant Slut » Collab fic with EarthmanNoEarth. Noah wakes up to discover that Eva, Izzy, and all their friends are throwing him and Owen a baby shower. Between that, Chris's unearned presence, Tyler's confusion, Alejandro and Heather's discovery, and much more it's sure to be a day to remember.
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 1/18/2021 published: 1/16/2021, [Noah, Owen] Chris M., Alejandro
24Reputation » Takes place with the Kids Next Door as teens. Fanny was known for being a lot of things. She was The Fan, leader of the Teen Ninjas. Tough, brash, independent, all around highly respected, and most importanty, cool. She had a reputation to keep up with. And one boy just might destroy it. CHAPTER 9: AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Codename: Kids Next Door, K+, English, Friendship, chapters: 10, words: 24k+, favs: 8, follows: 7, updated: 12/25/2018 published: 6/21/2016, Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Patton D./Numbuh 60
2Yet Another Teen Fanfic » Yup. It's another story of operatives as teenagers. Or more, a collection of stories inside a large story. Because it's so much fun to write.
Codename: Kids Next Door, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 12/4/2018 published: 11/6/2018
1Fan and the Whizzer » My re-write of Reputation. Fanny was a lot of things. Tough, brash, loud, and very determined to become the Leader of the Teen Ninjas. She had an aspiration to live up to. But one boy was about to destroy all of that.
Codename: Kids Next Door, K, English, Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 4, 8/2/2017
12A Howliday Adventure- My Version » I saw the sequels and was disappointed that I didn't like them. So, after a little inspiration from Bobsheaux's reviews, I decided to take a try and write my own version of how the sequels should've gone. Starting with the Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure.
Alpha and Omega, K, English, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 6/12/2017 published: 6/8/2017
1The Life and Times of Luna Deathtrail Howlowitz Cowritten by insomination. You know she's Meena's daughter because she's sweet, kind of shy, and is an excellent baker. You know she's Ash's daughter because her middle name's Deathrail.
Sing, 2016, K, English, Family & Humor, words: 910, favs: 6, follows: 7, 2/7/2017, [Ash, Meena] OC
11Quill-less » Most porcupines can shed their quills. However, most porcupines don't shed them all at the same time.
Sing, 2016, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 21, updated: 1/28/2017 published: 1/25/2017, Ash
5 Super Sugar Shocker This is why a porcupine on an over-sugared Slurpee is a bad idea. A gift for insomination.
Sing, 2016, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 18, follows: 6, 1/25/2017, Meena, Ash
2Operation: BIG-FREEZE Numbuh 10 never really knew what to expect from her day to day broadcasts. Whether it be candy pirates, another Delightful birthday, or orange soda hurricanes, every day seemed to hold a new suprise for her. However, being stuck underground in Canada with the Arctic Base Commander while trying to find a stolen piece of 2x4 technology might have just stolen the whole show for her.
Codename: Kids Next Door, K+, English, words: 4k+, favs: 2, 9/22/2016, Patton D./Numbuh 60, Numbuh 10
1Drilovsky Family Vacation » Collab with Basketballer43. 2 adults. 7 kids. 17 hours in a car. 5 days at the beach. What could possibly go wrong?
Codename: Kids Next Door, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, updated: 8/27/2016 published: 8/19/2016, [Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60]
5Alien Lunch » Numbuh Vine has an interesting lunch with an unexpected ally turned fugitive. Set near the beginning of the series.
Codename: Kids Next Door, K+, English, Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 16, follows: 7, updated: 6/8/2016 published: 5/23/2016, Lizzie D.
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