Some Quotes that I either Liked or found Funny:

" Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. " - George S. Patton

" I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how he bounces when he hits button. " - George S. Patton

" Though I may walk the though the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest motherfucker in the Valley. " - George S. Patton

" It is Foolish and Wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. " - George S. Patton

" Wars may be fought with Weapons, but they are won by Men. " - George S. Patton

'' Common sense is like deodorant: the people who need it the most never use it. '' - Unknown

“ Life is one of Gods greatest Journeys, But Death is the next great Adventure. ” - Chris Cole

" Difficult Roads often lead to beautiful destinations. " - Unknown

" Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. " - Warren Buffett

' Don't trust everything you see; even salt looks like sugar. '' - Unknown

" If nothing else, there's comfort in recognizing that no matter how much we fail and sin, Death will limit our suffering. " - Chuck Palaniuck

" Truth its like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't going away. " - Elvis Presley

" People tend to worry about the Past, and fear the Future, but they tend to ignore the Present. " - Unknown

" There is always a catch. Life is a catch! I suggest you catch it while you can. " - Flemeth ( Dragon Age )

" Men's hearts hold shadows darker than any tainted creature. " - Flemeth ( Dragon Age )

" There are Men that struggle against destiny, and yet archive only a early grave. There are Men who flee destiny, only to have it swallow them whole. And there are Men who embrace destiny, and do not show their fear. These are the ones that change the world forever. " - Flemeth ( Dragon Age )

" Either you have a enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to known nothing of regret. " - Stern ( Dragon Age )

" There's power in stories, though. That's all history is: the best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine. " - Varric Tethras ( Dragon Age )

“ War does not determine who is right — only who is left. ” - Unknown

" War... war never changes. But Men... Men do, though the Roads they walk. " - Ulysses ( Fallout )

" Live can only be understood backwards, but has to be lived forwards. " - Unknown

“ If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. ” - J.K. Rowling

“ It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default. ” - J.K. Rowling

“ Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy. " - J.K Rowling

“ We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. ” - J.K. Rowling

" The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will. " - Vince Lombardi

" To be a Revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care about people with no power. " - Jane Fonda

" Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. " - Albert Einstein

" You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. " - Mae West

" Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. " - William Congreve

" I wonder whose the True Monster, the Monster himself, or the one that Created him? " - Unknown

" He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. " - Friedrich Nietzsche

" If you don't read the newspaper you are uniformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. " - Mark Twain

" Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. " - Mark Twain

" Everyone is a Moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. " - Mark Twain

“ It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. ” ― Confucius

" They say that you never know the true price of revenge until you've finally savored its bittersweet taste... " - Unknown

" Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared Impossible before they were done. " - Louis D. Brandeis

" Impossible only means you haven't found the solution yet. " - Unknown

" Nothing is Impossible. It has only yet to be done. " - Unknown

" If you waste time trying get people to love you, you'll end the most popular dead men in town. " - George R. R. Martin

" The greatest fools are often times more clever than the men who laugh at them. " - George R. R. Martin

" It's hard to put a leash on a Dog once you've put a crown on its head. " - George R. R. Martin

" And any man who must say "I am King" is no true king at all. " - George R. R. Martin

" I will be making a great number of decisions in the future. It is the nature of Kingship, I am told. Or perhaps merely of Life. " - Unknown

" A King who has betrayed what it means to Rule cannot be considered a King at all. " - Unknown

" Falling down is part of Life, getting back up is Living. " - Unknown

" But without the Cold, a Man can't appreciate the Fire in his hearth. Without the Rain a Man can't appreciate the Roof over his head." - Unknown

" Words are like Arrows, once loosed, you cannot call them back. " - George R. R. Martin

" Can a Man be Brave if he's Afraid? That is the only time a Man can be Brave. " - George R. R. Martin

" The Problem is not the Problem. The Problem is your attitude about the Problem. " - Captain Jack Sparrow

" The world's still the same. There's just... less in it. " - Captain Jack Sparrow

" People who are Crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. " - Steve Jobs

" The only thing necessary for Evil to prevail is for Good Men to do nothing. " - Unknown

" Whoever loves Money never has enough; Whoever loves Wealth is never satisfied with their income. " - Ecclesiates 5:10

" Mercy to the Guilty, is Treason to the Innocent. " - Unknown

" We were all fools to think that Death cleansed us. " - Unknown

" Honestly, it's the Honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. " - Captain Jack Sparrow

" Everybody you fight is not your Enemy, and everybody that helps you is not your Friend. " - Mike Tyson

" Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. " - Winston Churchill

" When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. " - Unknown

" The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his. " - George S. Patton

" It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. " - Unknown

" Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. " - Unknown

" You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war. " - Napoleon Bonaparte

" Experience isn't something you get until right after you need it. " - Unknown

" It says a lot about our World, when a Realistic person, is called a Pessimist by other people. " - Unknown

'' Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian. '' - Unknown

" You may say I'm a Dreamer, but I'm not the only one. " - John Lennon

" You got Enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life. " - Eminem

" Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. " - Unknown

" We'd stared into the face of Death, and Death blinked first. You'd think that would make us feel Brave and Invincible... IT DIDN'T. " - Unknown

" Today we're on a secret mission to get Coffee and Doughnuts. Problem is, Jerries drank all the Coffee and ate all the Doughnuts. " - Call of Duty 3

" There will come a moment when you have a chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." - Captain Jack Sparrow

" If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. " - Johnny Depp

" Me, I'm Dishonest, and a Dishonest man you can always trust to be Dishonest. Honestly it's the Honest ones you have to watch out for. " - Captain Jack Sparrow

" Courage without fear isn't Courage - it's just Arrogance and Foolishness. " - Unknown

" I don't break rules, I just bend them - a lot. " - Unknown

" Never do what your enemy expects you to do. " - Unknown

" Crazy people don't know they are Crazy. I Know I am Crazy, therefore I am not Crazy, Isn't that Crazy. " - Captain Jack Sparrow

" I can't go back to Yesterday, because I was a different person then. " - Lewis Carroll

" Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. " - Alice In Wonderland

" You're Mad. Bonkers. Off your head... but I'll tell you a secret... all of the best people are. " - Alice in Wonderland

" Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe. " - Albert Einstein

" Life is far too cruel to let you change its nature. " - Unknown

" I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job. Because he will find an easy way to do it. " - Bill Gate

" And once the storm is over, you won't remember how you made it though, how you managed to survive. You won't even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won't be the same person who walked in. That's what this storm's all about." - Haruki Murakami

"Doc, relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll." - Church/ Red vs Blue

"Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you, is because you're a dumbass." - Red Forman

"I was more scared than that when my grandmother asked me to pick her up a package of condoms." - Liuv

"Unbound freedom is just pure destruction; rules that have no freedom is just a pure tyranny." - Tanya von Degurechaff

Question: How do you stop three Demi-Gods straight out of myth, a psychotic badass sociopathic priest with super powers, a former Goddess turned into a monster, a mad witch of unfathomable knowledge and profane magics, a creepy centuries old immortal bug man, and the Manifestation of All the Worlds Evil?
Answer: Well, there's this kid...and he really, really, wants to be a Hero.