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GHi all, I really do enjoy writing. It's funny, my grandfather wants me to give up my dream of being a horse training message therapist to become a full time writer. Really hope you enjoy my work, I do work with friends that aren't part of this web community, so silly chapters in some of my books might not be my fault. I, as you may have noticed in my stories, do not cuss/ swear. Oh well, I refuse to change. Hope to get a beta reader soon. My favorite book genre is fiction, hence my joining of Fanfiction.net. My favorite authors are J. R. R. Tolkien and C. S. Lewis. Ah, love Narnia and LOTR. Legolas rules, something interesting bout him is that he was made up by Tolkien last minute because he didn't want to use Glorfindel again, oh the irony that the last minute character became the favored one! Did you know that Tolkien and Lewis were actually friends, cool history fact! Anyway, my favorite cartoon is G. I. JOE Renegades, love that version of Snake-eyes! Also love the Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Pallone. Saphera's awesome! Did anyone else notice that the Ancient Language is developed from the language of the Grey Elves. Guess who they are. Yep, in Middle Earth they're the Sindarin elves! If you saw that coming, then your a elf crazily person like me. Cool, feedback is always welcomed. Thanks! Favorite Cartoon/ TV show is GI JOE: Renegades. I love Snake-eyes from that show. My favorite movie is The Silver Stallion. And I, of course, love writing. it is one of my favorite pass times, along with reading! :D

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The 20 best Chuck Norris facts:

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris, it's definitely his last laugh. (In his book, The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Norris added under this fact: "Now that's funny. I love to laugh, as do most people." Most people are still unsure if he was joking.)

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris's age is to cut him in half and count the rings. (Norris commented: "Three years ago, at the end of a Nightline interview, ABC host Bill Weir asked me my age and I told him 66. Then I added with a smile, 'I like to say I'm 39, with 27 years of experience.'")

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. He holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won't hurt the sun

If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits. If any of these made you laugh, copy and paste.

Hey guys, I am back from the Army.

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