1 Yule Ball Cedric is adorably disgusting with his girlfriend. Look, it's not like Harry's concerned, just kinda grossed out.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 737, favs: 4, follows: 2, 6/21, [Cedric D., OC] Harry P.
8Things the staff of DS9 are no longer allowed to do » Rule 9,1: Pursuant to this rule, no shoving people over tables. Lots of cracky crack.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 9k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, updated: 3/15 published: 1/27/2019, J. Bashir, Kira N., M. O'Brien, B. Sisko
2Margo, no! - Margo, yes! » A human who can control scraplets? How odd. Don't worry, though. Aside from the aggressive cursing and unusual protectiveness, she really isn't all that adversarial.
Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, Humor, chapters: 11, words: 22k+, favs: 18, follows: 18, updated: 2/15/2020 published: 1/14/2020, Optimus Prime, Miko N., OC
1 Don't Wait Up "Would you prefer a lie or the truth?" (He was going to regret this, wasn't he?) "The lie." "It's a bomb manual." "Now the truth?" "Mycroft dropped off all his old porn for me." That's worse. "THAT'S DEFINITELY WORSE!" Rated t for swearing.
Sherlock, T, English, Humor, words: 889, favs: 5, follows: 5, 8/31/2018, Sherlock H., John W.