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5k+Shorts and Sweets » Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note, T, English, Humor, chapters: 266, words: 90k+, favs: 740, follows: 525, updated: 4/26/2021 published: 7/23/2009
37 Rotten Apple » Tests had shown nothing wrong with Light Yagami's brain, so he knew it was only in his mind. Knowing it wasn't real, though, didn't change the facts: that every person, place, and thing overwhelmed him with the smell of putrefaction. People, of course, were the worst- the duller the person, the worse they smelled. The world and everyone in it was rotten. LxL HS AU COMPLETE
Death Note, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 49k+, favs: 115, follows: 46, updated: 2/14/2018 published: 1/7/2018, Light Y.
1k+ K » Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU
Death Note, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 68, words: 151k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 6/15/2016 published: 7/29/2010, Light Y., L
131 The Care and Feeding of Sherlock Holmes » As it turns out, keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is not the easiest task John Watson has ever undertaken. Collection of drabbles, maybe crack.
Sherlock, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 20, words: 8k+, favs: 106, follows: 124, updated: 6/17/2014 published: 5/25/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
38 Backup Drive Before Sherlock deletes personal information, he writes it down in his "Personal Backup Drive," just in case he needs it back someday. Some things, however, won't delete. Like Victor Trevor, for example. And John. Johnlock, oneshot.
Sherlock, T, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 155, follows: 20, 3/4/2013, Sherlock H., John W.
11 Fully Furnished When John H. Watson, recently invalidated Army doctor, woke up that morning, he had not expected to come out of his bedroom to discover that his previously-bare flat had magically become fully furnished in the night. Birthday request from Sarah1281!
Sherlock, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 31, follows: 9, 1/19/2013, John W., Sherlock H.
4 Incidental Trust Carth wasn't sure why he thought he wouldn't get caught staring at a Jedi, but as it turned out those people were rather observant.
Star Wars, T, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 12/30/2012, Carth O., Revan
37 Heights When Sherlock came back from the dead, John gave him exactly 20 minutes to explain himself, rose to his feet, made enough tea for one person, and proceeded to ignore Sherlock's existence for the next seven days. After pretending not to exist for three years, though, Sherlock didn't really find it hard to pretend for another week. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 213, follows: 23, 10/1/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
15 False, Hope It had been exactly a month since Sherlock's jump and Mycroft would like to be able to say he was over it, but he wasn't. He would also like to say that the reason he kept and maintained Sherlock's phone was nothing to do with the fact that John Watson still texted it, but that would be a lie as well. Oneshot
Sherlock, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 48, follows: 8, 8/30/2012, Mycroft H., John W.
18 You Can Imagine the Birthday Dinners Mycroft's lack of actual friends has lead to him invite John to his birthday dinner, which John discovers means spending several hours in a manor with the Holmes family. Maybe if Mr. Holmes would stop with the incredibly personal questions and Grandma Holmes' hands didn't wander quite so much, time would be going by a little faster... Crack, oneshot
Sherlock, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 57, follows: 8, 8/16/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
24 Hallucinating For a Cause Although hardly a novel contribution to science, Sherlock felt he deserved a pat on the back for his current work on confirming the theory that staying awake for four days is an excellent way to invite all manner of inventive hallucinations. Johnlockish oneshot, post-RF
Sherlock, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 45, follows: 6, 7/30/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
27 Not Necessarily Expired From the first day John had moved in with Sherlock, he'd begun worrying that one day he'd have some awful epiphany where he realized he was in love with him. Because, really, wouldn't that just be typical? Johnlock oneshot for WrightAWay's birthday!
Sherlock, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 111, follows: 15, 7/2/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
35 One in Eight Million Sherlock had on his 'I am going to ask you extremely personal questions' face, so John put a bookmark between his current pages and placed the novel on the arm of his chair. He settled back. These interrogations were never short and rarely were they comfortable. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 214, follows: 31, 6/30/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
13 Cohabitation Sherlock had decided early on that there was something almost sacred about having a flatmate. Oneshot.
Sherlock, T, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 63, follows: 9, 6/20/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
3 Blood and Breath There's nothing more freeing than giving your blood, bones, skin, thoughts, words, heartbeat, and breath to just one thing. Drabble.
Merlin, T, English, Friendship, words: 579, favs: 11, 6/20/2012, Merlin, Arthur
8 The Acquisition of a Puppy In which Sherlock requests the addition of a dog to 221B and John will pretty much do whatever Sherlock asks of him. Oneshot, squinting is welcome.
Sherlock, T, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 53, follows: 7, 5/19/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
13 Inconveniently Long Weddings John hissed, "It's our wedding, Sherlock. It'll take as long as it needs to." Johnlock, drabble.
Sherlock, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 697, favs: 79, follows: 5, 5/19/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
25 Sometimes He Would Sing Matt wasn't a particularly good singer. Mello never complained. MxM, oneshot.
Death Note, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 70, follows: 5, 5/5/2012, Mello, Matt
13 Foreseeable Future Sherlock might not be overly skilled at this whole 'romance' thing. Johnlock, fluff, oneshot.
Sherlock, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 83, follows: 6, 4/22/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
16 Silence Sherlock really can't shut his mind down, even when he wants to, which is why it's definitely a good thing that he has a best friend who can do it for him. Drabble, Sherlock POV.
Sherlock, T, English, Friendship, words: 422, favs: 31, follows: 1, 3/21/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
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