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Joined May '05

GAHHH!

I haven't had time for fanfiction, lately, other than reading it, and coming up with endless plots in my head. Meanwhile, I have been working on my own stuff. I just came back here the other day, and wow, I suck. No, really, I promise I write better than this. So, I am going to be reworking things, and perhaps putting some other stuff up, I dunno. I will be keeping some of the things up here because I don't have them stored anywhere else, so beware, things such as Light have atrocious issues.

Cheerios, kids,
MB

"Whatcha talking about whore, I am the freaking mothership!"
- Me in a conversation with dear, dear Taliesin, my lover from hell.

"Do not muddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and would look good with another guy."
- Wise words by none other than Moi

"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd."
- Miguel de Cervantes

"I thought you said we were done doing things the stupid way."
- Puss In Boots, Shrek 2 (2004)

"No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less."
- Lazlo

"Well, it's a crazy fucked up world and we're all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man."
- Heroin Bob, SLC Punk! (1999)

"And I'm his money..."
- me in response to my friend saying "Well, I'm Switzerland."

"Well I couldn't well say I'm his watch...or I'm his chocolate now could I?"
- me in response to the wierd looks people were giving me after I say "And I'm his money..."

"We're all a little bit mad here..."
- me in a nutshell

"Methinks someone's been spending a little too much time rummaging through the closet for sequins and Spandex..."
- from Extenuating Circumstances, a fic by Violet Spark, Hermione to Draco

“You do know you sound like the illegitimate child of a Muggle greeting card and a fortune cookie, don’t you?”
- from Extenuating Circumstances... (psst go read it...)


all time favorites from my own stash

:I’m right behind you, you ninny.:
- Companion Istar to Desiree from The Rainmaker.

“This is a Dictatorship, not a Democracy and you are Hitler.”
- The final rule when Aimee teaches Harry to drive in Light.

Draco Malfoy (divided by) muggle(s) (equals) much hatred and fury which usually (equals) a well placed Memory Charm. Simple math that.
- from Draconian Train Wreck

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