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3Miyuki, Your Gay Best Friend From High School Is Screwing Your Sister!
And a collection of other short stories from the world of OreGairu and Kaguya-sama: Love is War. [Chapter 1: Kei Shirogane likes to wake up early in the morning, because her fabulous mind remains kinda foggy so early in the day and that stops her brain from making her worry too much about her relationship with Hikigaya-senpai.][Kei Shirogane x Hachiman Hikigaya]My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 391, favs: 20, follows: 23, 5/11, Hachiman H.
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Ikebukuro: A Bohemian Hikigaya's Rhapsody »
A bunch of rental girlfriends are found brutally murdered in the streets of Ikebukuro. The killer's modus operandi fits the American Psycho. Hikigaya Hachiman, a deception detection expert, is hired to look into the matter. But he is not alone. Yor Forger, CJ and Chizuru Ichinose all want to catch this monster. But can they?My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている & Spy x Family, T, English, Mystery & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 81, follows: 86, updated: 4/16 published: 11/23/2022, Hachiman H., Yukino Y., Anya Forger, Yor Briar/Thorn Princess
33 Never Invite Frieren To A Birthday Party »
And a collection of other short stories which I think are funny. [Chapter 5: Never Have A Baby With Frieren] [Note: The 5th Chapter is re-written with the help of my collaborator, Ink Alchemist Rorschach. Please check it out and tell me if you prefer the new version of the chapter.] [Complete]My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 7k+, favs: 11, follows: 15, updated: 4/15 published: 4/1, [Hachiman H., Iroha I.]
3 Hitagi Senjougahara : The Jilted Lover »
Koyomi Araragi knocked up a younger girl and decides to marry her without officially breaking things off with his crazy girlfriend, Hitagi Senjougahara. So, Hitagi does what she is expected to do: the crazy woman crashes Araragi's engagement party, gets drunk, makes a scene and asks Hikigaya Hachiman, Araragi's supposed best friend to drive her home. What could possibly go wrong?My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 20, follows: 18, 3/30, Hachiman H.
12 Hikki's Left Stroke Just Went Viral
Don't be humble. But do sit down. [Ai Hoshino x Hachiman Hikigaya] (One-shot)My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている & Oshi no Ko/推しの子, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 712, favs: 17, follows: 20, 3/6, [Hachiman H., Ai Hoshino]
191 A Rhapsody of Twilight and Thorn
(AU) The Suicide Squad are on the loose in the streets of Ikebukuro. With the bombs in their necks not working, Amanda Waller finds herself in a bit of a situation. Thankfully, a little birdie told her that Agent Twilight is in the city. The WISE super spy is the only one who can help her. But will he?] (Undergoing Re-Write/Reboot)My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 29, favs: 7, follows: 11, updated: 3/3 published: 1/10/2024
8 The Valentine's Day Purge
Kei Shirogane had no problem with Valentine's Day before. But then Miyuki discovered the existence of girls and started behaving like a total jerk. Now she can't stand the sight of him and she decides to lock herself in the school library. Unfortunately, she wasn't the only one who came up with this bright idea. Enter, Hikigaya Hachiman. (One-shot)My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている & Kaguya-sama: Love is War, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 32, follows: 27, 2/15, Hachiman H., Kei Shirogane
135 Only 10 Loner Skills Are Needed To Be The Perfect Boyfriend Material »
An anthology series, listing 10 of Hikigaya Hachiman's 108 Loner Skills which make him a big hit with the ladies. (Complete)My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 39k+, favs: 165, follows: 204, updated: 1/18 published: 11/14/2024, Hachiman H., Hiratsuka S., Yuigahama Y.
23 Who Is In Control?
Are we in control of our own fate? Or is everything pre-destined? (One-Shot)Oshi no Ko/推しの子, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 60, follows: 89, 1/4, Ai Hoshino
1k+ Guilty Pleasure »
A collection of short stories which are funny and just guilty pleasures. And a few hidden gems. AND a lot of characters! (COMPLETE)My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 52, words: 123k+, favs: 88, follows: 78, updated: 11/26/2024 published: 8/12/2022, Hachiman H., Haruno Y., Hiratsuka S., Iroha I.
45 Sunshine 60 Street: Tragedy At The Hikigaya Residence »
[Hitagi Senjougahara x Hachiman Hikigaya] ["My oh my, I think all that power has gone to your head. Oh, does that surprise you? That your so called boyfriend told me about your dirty little secret. I'm training him to take over my business you know. He is my protégé. He tells me everything… All kinds of things."] [Complete]My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Tragedy & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 18, follows: 20, updated: 11/19/2024 published: 10/11/2024, Hachiman H.
7 Good Taste In Women »
[Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei x Hikigaya Hachiman] What Hikigaya Hachiman knows and doesn't know about women can fill multiple books, and we are not talking light novels, we are talking big, heavy tomes. But one thing's for certain, sometimes, and it's really rare, but sometimes he knows just what to say to make a woman feel special. "Happy Birthday, sensei" [Two-shot] [Complete]My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 48, follows: 30, 9/23/2024, [Hachiman H., Hiratsuka S.] Kaori O.
12 Mixed Feelings »
Orimoto Kaori didn't have mixed feelings about Hikigaya Hachiman. Or did she? Well, it was complicated. But at least, she owed him an apology. It seemed like a nice thing to do. But like always Hikigaya made it difficult. Very difficult. (All Five Chapters Uploaded At Once!) [Complete]My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 58, follows: 38, 9/19/2024, [Hachiman H., Kaori O.] Iroha I.
2k+ Vignettes, Snippets, Drabbles etc »
As the title suggests, it's a collection of vignettes, snippets and drabbles which involves our rotten loner and it bounces around from coherent to incoherent plot threads from chapter to chapter. Read if you dare!My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 93, words: 193k+, favs: 614, follows: 650, updated: 9/18/2024 published: 4/6/2017, [Hachiman H., Haruno Y.]
27 Pygmalion: My Rotten Gentleman
"Have you ever been in a healthy relationship?" "...Have you?" In the aftermath of his fake confession, Hikigaya has been banned from the service club. He didn't realize what he did wrong. The end justifies the means, right? Well, Shizuka will teach him a thing or two and change him for the better. But be careful sensei, you might fall in love with your own creation. (Chapter 1)My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 74, follows: 84, 2/1/2024, [Hiratsuka S., Hachiman H.]
3 Papa, Please Don't Kill Mr Bean!
"Papa." Anya pulled on his trouser leg. "Don't kill Mr. Bean. The world will hate you." Loid frowned. He didn't really care about the world. "Mama will hate you." Anya quickly added. Well, Loid thought, when she put it like that, guess Johnny English won't suffer the same fate as James Bond. (One-Shot)Spy x Family, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 726, favs: 14, follows: 9, 12/13/2023, [Loid Forger/Twilight, Yor Briar/Thorn Princess] Anya Forger
21 Artificially Sound »
She is a beautiful woman with many family issues, which she hides behind a playful wink and a fake smile. I am just a loner with a rotten brain, a pair of dead fish eyes and a monster of logic, bound in it's cage, whispering sweet nothings in my ears. Taken together, we cannot be more unalike. But life is full of bitter ironies. (07: Artificially Sound) (Complete)My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 30k+, favs: 186, follows: 151, updated: 12/9/2023 published: 11/18/2023, [Hachiman H., Haruno Y.]
28 Shizuka's Silly Man
Hikigaya Hachiman is a silly boy, thinks Hiratsuka Shizuka. Correction, she quickly amends, Hikigaya is a silly man. (Oneshot)My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 96, follows: 99, updated: 10/13/2023 published: 6/25/2023, [Hachiman H., Hiratsuka S.]
49 Mission: Taking Down Le Chiffre
(Modern AU) Le Chiffre, after defeating James Bond and winning the poker tournament at Casino Royale, flees to the small country of Ostania and takes shelter at The Continental, a hotel which acts as a sanctuary to high end criminals. He thinks he is safe. But no one is safe when Agent Twilight and The Thorn Princess are after you. (Oneshot) (Complete)Spy x Family, T, English, Drama & Mystery, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 7, updated: 10/1/2023 published: 9/24/2023, Loid Forger/Twilight, Yor Briar/Thorn Princess
48 The Big If »
It's a big if, but if Kawasaki Saki becomes friends with Hikigaya Hachiman, then maybe he will start to like Kawasaki Taishi. And if Saki and Hachiman start dating, then he will have no problem with Komachi dating Taishi. But that's a big if. A really big if. But maybe this way Saki and Hachiman won't end up alone. It's not impossible for the two of them to find love. Or is it?My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 115, follows: 125, updated: 9/23/2023 published: 2/22/2023, [Saki K., Hachiman H.]