138 Safe on the Edge » Rita Vrataski prides herself on being tough and emotionless, but one person knows her past and has seen the vulnerable side of her: Luke Wright. An assassin trained from childhood, Luke has always known a fight of some kind, and when he gets the power to reset the day in the War of the Mimics, he's back in Rita's life. Together, they have to fight to save humankind. (Part I of III)
Safe, 2012 & Edge of Tomorrow, T, English, Suspense & Drama, chapters: 28, words: 195k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 5/23 published: 11/16/2021, Luke W., Mei, Rita Vrataski, J Squad
9 Family Matters » Emily Charlton and Lee Christmas are thrown together when their best friends suddenly die in a tragic accident and they become guardians to their honorary niece and nephew. Having only met once at their friends' wedding seven years earlier, Emily and Lee have to adjust to each other and figure out how to handle family matters while learning that family matters.
Devil Wears Prada & Expendables, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 6, words: 41k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, updated: 5/21 published: 3/5, Andy S., Emily C., Barney Ross, Lee Christmas
1 Worth the Wait What could go wrong at a wedding with a judgmental mother, a former bully, a narcissistic-like ex, and a fake boyfriend? By chance, Emily Charlton meets and enlists Lee Christmas to be her boyfriend for the weekend, but will their time together show they're actually meant to be? As Lee falls for Emily, he sees that she is worth the wait, but will Emily be too afraid to let him in?
Devil Wears Prada & Expendables, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 5/19, Andy S., Emily C., Barney Ross, Lee Christmas
22 Blood Work » To help with grief over losing Billy, the Expendables try a month vacation at Barney's family cottage. While there, Barney struggles with past memories, Gunner and Toll are trying to out-fish each other, Caesar is trying to save his marriage, and Lee meets Emily Charlton and her daughter Maya, which leads to a possible answer to his dream of leaving blood work behind him.
Devil Wears Prada & Expendables, T, English, Mystery & Drama, chapters: 11, words: 45k+, favs: 3, follows: 7, updated: 5/15 published: 1/17, Emily C., Serena, Barney Ross, Lee Christmas
33 Bullets & Bruises » The Older Brother Seeking Revenge act has to be believed or else he'll lose everything that ever mattered to him. Will Deckard Shaw be able to fool Cipher into believing he's really trying to kill Dominic Toretto and save his family?
Fast and the Furious & Devil Wears Prada, T, English, Suspense & Romance, chapters: 23, words: 105k+, favs: 20, follows: 26, updated: 5/2 published: 4/2/2021, O. Shaw, D. Shaw, Brixton, Emily C.
6Surveillance 3: Ghost's Revenge » Peace is soon interrupted when a ghost from the past arises for revenge. Separated from the others, Lee and Kate must fight to survive with the help of one obnoxious CIA agent Church and a mischievous, orphaned boy. Barney thinks he can hold his own, but he is soon proven wrong, and the cost could be deadly. Will help arrive from an unexpected source? Or will they be too late?
Expendables, T, English, Suspense, chapters: 4, words: 10k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 5/2 published: 1/16, Barney Ross, Lee Christmas
26 Tattoos & Sunshine » Soul Searching Norah ends up in New Orleans and connects with a team who are well versed with grief and loss: The Expendables. Lee keeps everyone outside of his team at arm's length to keep them safe, but Norah starts to break his walls the longer she stays. Can a hardened mercenary finally let someone in? Will Norah find a way to heal from her own past tragedy?
Sunshine Cleaning & Expendables, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, chapters: 21, words: 110k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 4/9 published: 4/15/2021, Rose L., Norah L., Barney Ross, Lee Christmas
4Expendable Ava » Barney is expecting things to blow up, and they do, in more ways than one. A woman named Ava comes from nowhere needing R&R, Tool drops a bombshell of news onto him, and one of his team members gets badly hurt on a mission. When Gunner and Ava get lost in the jungle after this mission goes south, Ava finds herself connecting with someone again, no matter how hard she tries not to.
Expendables, T, English, Suspense & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 8, words: 22k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 1/12 published: 6/23/2021, Barney Ross, Gunnar Jensen, Tool
43 Never Fall for the Groom » When a wedding planner who doesn't believe in love meets a soon-to-be groom who isn't sure he should be marrying his fiancee, anything can happen. Emily does well at keeping people at arm's length, but the Hendricks wedding has thrown her off her game. Lee doesn't know if he's doing the right thing since everyone is telling him he's running from pain, and they might be right.
Devil Wears Prada & Expendables, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 30, words: 153k+, favs: 6, follows: 6, updated: 1/5 published: 6/27/2021, Andy S., Emily C., Nigel K., Lee Christmas
21 Our Lives on the Line » After the cartel mess, Kate moved back to D.C., a move she regrets because it puts her closer to her mother, who is desperate for Kate to find a man. After a murder, Kate's boss tells her she's going undercover with DEA agent, Phil Broker...as a couple. For a week. In the same suburb as her parents. With a dog, Phil's moody teenage daughter, and a cat...what could go wrong?
Homefront & Sicario, T, English, Suspense & Crime, chapters: 21, words: 103k+, favs: 1, follows: 4, updated: 12/13/2021 published: 5/2/2021, Phil B., Maddy B., Kate M.
8 Surveillance 2: Undercover » As a distraction from the heartache and pain of Kate moving on, Lee goes to Romania with the team to stop an arms deal and find a bomb before it's sold and detonated somewhere. While there, Lee finds out that things aren't what they seem, and there is a chance that after all the mayhem is over, he can finally be with the one he loves. Action/Romance/Humor
Expendables, T, English, Suspense & Mystery, chapters: 10, words: 34k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 9/29/2021 published: 5/2/2021, Barney Ross, Lee Christmas, Toll Road
23 The Former Wife of Deckard Shaw » Deckard Shaw is out for revenge, and desperate to stop him, Mr. Nobody locates his former wife, Kate Macer, for help. Kate and Deckard have a long history together and know each other better than anyone else. Their marriage ended when the government turned on Deckard, leaving him lost and angry and Kate feeling broken. Can she stop him? Or is Deckard too far gone to save?
Fast and the Furious & Sicario, T, English, Family & Suspense, chapters: 28, words: 111k+, favs: 69, follows: 63, updated: 7/7/2021 published: 11/28/2020, [D. Shaw, Kate M.] O. Shaw, H. Shaw
24 Brave, Strong, Beautiful You » Emily can't deny her sister's request to come for an unplanned visit when she pulls The Sister Card. At first, she suspects Briar is trying to set her up with her neighbor, but then Briar tells her news that shatters her world. Unresolved grief surfaces, and Emily feels like she'll never survive it but soon finds a surprising confidant and learns that she can be strong after all.
Devil Wears Prada & Expendables, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 25, words: 112k+, favs: 8, follows: 9, updated: 6/26/2021 published: 3/2/2021, [Emily C., Lee Christmas] OC, Barney Ross
15 Surveillance » It was just a surveillance job. How hard could that be? Lee is about to find out how irksome it can be to be stuck working with an FBI agent who thinks he's an idiot. Kate is about to find out that despite how much the mercenary annoys her, he also tugs on her emotions. Can they stay focused, or will their villain catch them off guard and end things before they get started?
Expendables, T, English, Mystery & Romance, chapters: 16, words: 64k+, favs: 9, follows: 7, updated: 4/30/2021 published: 12/31/2020, Barney Ross, Lee Christmas, Toll Road
8 Ghosts & Devils » After witnessing a horrific event at the office, Emily Charlton is put into WITSEC and ends up in New Orleans. On her first night in her new place, things get unreal as she meets the ghost of Lee Christmas, who insists he isn't dead. He asks her for help, and Emily agrees. But what happens when feelings start and one's life is in danger? And will they find out what happened to Lee?
Devil Wears Prada & Expendables, T, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 46k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, updated: 4/15/2021 published: 1/10/2021, [Emily C., Lee Christmas] Barney Ross, Toll Road
3 Get Spying » After meeting and discovering they worked for different agencies, Max and Susan develop a friendship. They both dream of leaving the analyst job behind them and becoming agents in the field. When Max finally becomes an agent, Susan is there for him in subtle ways, helping him live his dream.
Get Smart & Spy, T, English, Humor & Crime, chapters: 7, words: 14k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 3/30/2021 published: 4/20/2020, Max S./Agent 86, Agent 99, Susan Cooper/Penny Morgan, R. Ford
2 The Transporter Meets the Devil's Assistant » While on holiday visiting her father, Emily Charlton is suddenly sent away for her own safety, transported by none other than Frank Martin. Emily doesn't know why, and neither does Frank. After an attempt on her life, Frank starts to investigate into who is after her, and Emily's life is turned upside down when she learns that things she thought were the truth are now a lie.
Devil Wears Prada & Transporter, T, English, Suspense & Romance, chapters: 14, words: 37k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 3/30/2021 published: 12/17/2020, Emily C., Miranda P., OC
156 The Ghosts in the Babies » Story is AU. Set right after Season 4. Brennan is devastated from the news that's delivered to her at the hospital. A month later, she receives a phone call with surprising news. Feeling brokenhearted and desperately wanting to be close in some way to the man she loved, she makes a decision that will shock everyone.
Bones, T, English, Friendship & Mystery, chapters: 20, words: 53k+, favs: 127, follows: 177, updated: 2/20/2021 published: 4/13/2018, T. Brennan, S. Booth, Angela M., Parker B.
45 Baby Makes Three » During a raid, the team finds an infant girl alone in the house, and Jack decides he wants to take her into his custody to help with the case. Meanwhile, Sue is trying to figure out if Jack really does have feelings for her but doesn't know how to talk to him about it. Will little Ella finally bring them together? Will they survive the wrath of the villain they're chasing?
Sue Thomas: FB Eye, T, English, Suspense & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 29k+, favs: 12, follows: 10, updated: 1/23/2021 published: 7/21/2020, Sue T., Jack H., Tara W., Myles L.
7The One With the Celibacy Contest Annoyed with all the happy couples around him, Chandler starts a celibacy contest with the gang in order to win 500 bucks and make the others feel as miserable as him. Who will last? Who will give in first? Who will lose by mistake? Will it end the way you think? Set in the start of Season 4. ONE SHOT
Friends, T, English, Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 23, follows: 8, 12/28/2020, Monica G., Joey T., Chandler B., Ross G.