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Joined Nov '16

He read his obituary with confusion.

The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card

Kirby had never eaten toes before.

Tick tock tick tock tick tick.

To quote Abraham Lincoln, ”Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

REMEMBER: it can ALWAYS get worse

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