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Fly Me To The Moon » A heartwarming tale of friendship, family, and Talaan din Gelyn and Bodewhin Cauthon teleporting to the moon.
Wheel of Time, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, 12/29/2020, Talaan dG., Bodewhin
3 The Underworld FilkParody. This is the Virgil and Dante version of Aladdin and Jasmine's magic carpet ride! For best results, you should read the Inferno before clicking here.
Misc. Books, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 293, favs: 1, 4/24/2007
13 Maybe And maybe he could convince her to give him a few kisses with those full lips. Light, he dreamed about that sometimes! KoD, pg. 192 Zorpy attempts to write Mat&Tuon. Oneshot.
Wheel of Time, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 605, favs: 7, follows: 4, 1/8/2007
68Tea With The Creator » Moiraine, fuming about her prolonged stay in Finnland, arranges for a few chats with the Creator. The Creator, understandably, is rather panicked. Ch 4 is up, with Elaida and Egwene!
Wheel of Time, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 36, follows: 29, updated: 6/24/2006 published: 7/12/2005
11 Forsaken Piano Man Forsaken filk to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man. Warning: contains a terrible pun.
Wheel of Time, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 501, favs: 8, 3/2/2006
11 Demonologie Archdeacon Frollo dabbles with the dark and reaps what he sows. I could tell you what it crosses over with, but then you'd make a snap judgement and never click. :P
Hunchback of Notre Dame, T, English, Humor, words: 349, favs: 3, 2/23/2006
4 To Lose The Sun Drabble. One sul'dam's struggle in a post Knife of Dreams Seanchan... CONTAINS KOD SPOILERS.
Wheel of Time, K+, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 112, 11/5/2005
12 Harry Potted During the final battle with Voldemort, a spell goes horribly and punnily awry...
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 362, favs: 9, 10/10/2005, Harry P., Voldemort
3 A Clothes Encounter ...of the crossover kind! Enjolras from Les Mis and Beslan from Wheel of Time meet, drink, and gamble. Most likely a oneshot.
Les Miserables, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 636, favs: 1, 10/9/2005
6 Fear of Flying Drabble. Idle speculation on the inner workings of dementors. Also contains the word fug!
Harry Potter, K, English, words: 113, 8/25/2005
9 Let the Lord of Chaos Rule A brief view of the Fourth Age, as inspired by the couplets at the beginning of Lord of Chaos. Legend fades to myth, but what does myth fade to? Oneshot.
Wheel of Time, K, English, words: 957, favs: 7, follows: 1, 8/23/2005
13 Culture Shock » Drabble. Shameless use of MatTuon to promote a crack pairing. It's cute though, I swear! Now with a second part!
Wheel of Time, K, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 240, favs: 5, follows: 1, updated: 7/21/2005 published: 7/19/2005
5 Reversed Polarity Drabble. Also: too much fun with similes, crack pairings, and crack pairing similes.
Wheel of Time, K, English, Romance & Humor, words: 114, favs: 1, 7/19/2005
15 Emotional Baggage Drabble. This is the result of my failed attempt to write LuggageRincewind. It's still cracktastic, though.
Discworld, K+, English, Humor, words: 117, favs: 8, 7/10/2005
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