Hello my peoples, welcome to the base of operations for my stories. Here you will see all of my fandoms and hopefully I will get to writing them, I'm new to here. But... I might forget I have them because I have a terrible memory... So if I disappear off the face of the earth it is because I forgot (or I ran off with a type forty TARDIS).
This is my friends user name: Astro Gobo
I mention it a couple of times because she is a brilliant editor and she helps me with things because apparently I can't spell anything... probably true.
She is the one that is helping me write, well, this *points up at the explanation of my craziness*. Eheh, hehe, hehehehe.
She writes some really awesome Zutara and Star Wars stuff. We are also working on a Divergent (and an Avatar one, but that's kind an hold but I kinda looked at it and stuff) fiction and I hope It will come out soon.
Sometimes I go into sudden bursts of awesomeness and I can write up to 20,000 words in one sitting. That doesn't happen most of the time. I also have to tell you that in some of my Harry Potter fictions, he might be an animagus and almost all of my stories have OCs in them. But I detest Mary Sues, so no worry there. You will be able to say that they are not perfect because most of them have various mental problems.
Have any of you guys seen Lizzza on YouTube and Vine? She is frickin hilarious (woo!! Spelled that first try).
AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED DAMIAN AND WALLY ARE NOT DEAD! YA HEAR?! I'm sorry if you're into that stuff, but I believe that my heart has shattered enough in the aftermath of Infinity War after Peter Parker went all Tenth Doctor. Now, Endgame.
I like to make characters. I'm just going to say that outright. However, I like to make characters that are three dimensional, have personality, family, and friends that will make them seem like an actual character in whatever story I am writing about. I am female, but I do not only write about females. When I read stories on this sight, I know when I am reading about a female author putting a likeness of themselves in their story. If written well, then I have no problem with that. It is their own story, they can go what they will as they are writing for their own enjoyment. However, if written poorly, I will often just click right out of there and not even bother to read to the second paragraph. BECAUSE OF THAT I try to write good characters. Sitting in my bed, I find myself often disassociating, and since I don't like to waste my own time (not true but I spend a lot of time in my head) I will let view myself view my thoughts and actions as an outsider. This lets me see not only my accomplishments and better personality traits, but all of faults as well. That allows me to come up with what I hope to be a likeable, and HUMAN character. However, that being said, I have an affinity to make almost all of my characters have magic. Good side, I also make the characters of whatever thing I'm writing about have super magic powers as well (and that means I need to boost the bad guy and I'm not very good at that so somethings might be strange but work with me). I try to keep things even.
Conclusion of all of that weirdness if you don't want to read that : I like making OCs, I like making GOOD, REAL, and LIKABLE OCs. That being said, please tell me if my OCs are unrealistic douches and are climbing up the affection ladder of the main characters too quickly (i.e. some girl coming up to Dean Winchester and him suddenly FalLiNg mAgiCalLy iN loVe uwu with sparkles and rainbows that come out of their asses and hot diggity magical powers).
I like magic. I like to read about it and I like writing about it. I know most about Fae, obscure monsters, wicca, and a shit tone of Harry Potter crap (trust me. I'm one of those people). I like wings. That's right. Angel wings, eagle wings, just any type of fluttery feathery (must be feathery, I'm not sure about fairy wings. There are just to many things that can go wrong) wings. Lots of my characters have wings, it's just something I have to put in. It's entirely personal, sorry, but I need to do it for at least a couple stories. It's a thing.
Things about me:
I am a terrible speller
I love biology
I love engeneering
I hate chemistry
I love languages (french (français), German (Deutsch), Romanian (Română)) but I hate Chinese. Hardest class I have ever taken in my life.
I have an Aussie and his name is Logan
I have two (fat) grey tabbies and they are Sunflower (the girl) and Robin (the boy)
I hate gardening
I play piano, ukulele, and a very small bit of violin
I can sing, but only in the shower
Harry Potter was my first crush (sh!! Don't tell!)
I do write, but I have a hard time convincing myself to stop reading and start writing
I find that is you say a word enough it stops sounding like a word and more like a sound
I hate broccoli
I have a brother
I wish I had a sister (not that I wish I didn't have a brother, I would like a sister in addition to my brother)
I also wish I had an older brother
I think I overload my brain
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other wacky thing you can think of
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.
Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.
Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.
Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.
Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!
Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.
Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.
Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.
Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.
Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.
Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P
Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.
Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.
Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.
Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!)
Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious.
Crazy is when you cry because you stubbed your toe yet again
Crazy is when, after stubbing said toe, you Cry out " Oh no! Pinky toe die, pinky toe dead-- I KILLED PINKY TOE" then start to cry all over again.
crazy is when you stare at the wall for (literally)an hour and no one can disturb you from your wall-staring
Crazy is when while you are talking to someone in another corner of your mind you are wondering something bizzarely random like "I wonder if my cat likes pie" and then unknowingly announcing it out loud instead of what you meant to say out loud partway through the conversation
Crazy is when you have a supreme inner battle with all your personalities and figure out you really didn't need to do that because you forgot what the battle was about in the first place.
Crazy is when you make up words to explain your personality to your friends.
Crazy is when you decide to turn your socks into animals
Crazy is when you make a puppet lay an egg. Then give the egg to a friend about to be sent to the hospital
Crazy is when you walk round your kitchen with that christmas karaoke microphone with the elf voice tied to your mouth and a black fireman hat on your head and a black blanket around your shoulders and you go over to your bother, point your plastic lightsaber at him and say in a high-pitched robotic voice, “Luke. I am your father.” Then turn all awesome like and walk out of sight with the badass blanket billowing out behind you like Professor Snape
If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Put this on your profile if...
You say Harry Potter spells like "Accio!" out loud, and a part of you thinks they might actually work.
You sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.
Someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway
You love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep
You hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
Your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.
You call people "Slytherins", mentally sort people into Houses, or otherwise constantly make Harry Potter references.
Slow computers drive you CRAZY.
You love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.
You used to blow into video games and it actually made them work.
You use your cell phone to see in the dark.
You can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.
You think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.
Your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
All those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.
You can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.
You pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.
You check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in
You love people who text back instantly
You stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good
You really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later
You don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans.
You wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.
You hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.
You walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.
You hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.
You haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.
You and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.
You have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.
You and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.
You stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.
You know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!
You have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.
You get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.
You hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.
You love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
Your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.
You mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".
You used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.
You want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.
You were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.
Whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.
You look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.
You hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."
You have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.
Once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.
You feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I ran with scissors, and lived
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
8. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
9. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
10. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
15. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
16. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
18. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
19. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
20. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
21. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Truths of the World
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance
My Two Favorite Riddles:
If you're paddling a canoe and a wheal falls off, how many pancakes can fit on a roof?
If you have four pencils and I have seven apples, how many pancakes are on the roof?
(if you figure these out I will give you one of my apples and one of the pancakes the dog hasn't gotten)
Words I never thought I'd use but turns out I did:
For Beatrice - my love for you shall live on forever. You, however, did not.
Everything in life is temporary. So if things are going good, enjoy it because it won't last forever. And if things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either.
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant.
The roof is not my son, but I shall raise it.
Here I go down circle road, strong and hopeful hearted. Through the dust I wind up just exactly where I started.
When life gives you lemons you can either add vodka and chill, or you can send it back at high velocity preferably attached to something heavy. Like a brick, or a heavy rock.
I wish I had a hundred years, ahundred years I could give to you.
I see the people of this world as a good and bad soup. Some people are better than others, and some people are worse. However, whether you like it or not, there is always a bit of the opposite in you. All you need is the proper seasoning.
K, so I'm a girl (just so you know).
YOUR GUY SIDE:
- You love hoodies.
- You love jeans.
- Dogs are better than cats.
- It's hilarious when people get hurt.
- You've played with/against boys on a team. (it was at a Tae Kwon Do tournament)
- Shopping is torture.
- Sad movies suck. (because I cry to much during the end credits)
- You own/ed an X-Box
- Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
- At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
- You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
- You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
- You watch sports on TV.
- You love video games.
- Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
- Gory movies are cool.
- You go to your dad for advice.
- You own like a trillion baseball caps.
- You like going to high school football games.
- You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
- Baggy pants are cool to wear.
- It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
- Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (It's blue/silver)
- You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
- Sports are fun.
- Talk with food in your mouth.
- Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
- You wear lip gloss/stick.
- You love to shop.
- You wear eyeliner.
- You wear the color pink.
- Go to your mom for advice. (I don't go to either parent for advice)
- You consider cheerleading a sport.
- You hate wearing the color black.
- Video games are boring.
- Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
- You like hanging out at the mall
- You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
- You like wearing jewelry
- Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
- Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
- You don't like the movie Star Wars.
- You were/are in gymnastics/dance. (I used to take Ballet, Jazz, and Hula. But now I only do Hula)
- It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Long showers feel good! And by hair is long so that takes forever too)
- You smile a lot more than you should.
- You care about what you look like.
- You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
- You love the movies
- Used to play with dolls as a kid.
- Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
- Like being the star of every thing. (if you're in the shadows it's easier to trip people and throw paint at them)
16 points for Guy Side, 10 points for Girl Side. And I'm a girl. But there was only twenty-four for the girl and twenty-seven for the boy. So it's only rational that the boy is going to have more.
Summaries of stories that I'm thinking about writing but actually don't know yet:
- H/P: Deck of Cards
The explosion was deafening. The sounds of sirens were drowned out, as well as the cries from the girl I was holding in my hands. We rocketed backwards and I could feel the shrapnel sinking into my body. I had been in front of the girl, hoping to save her. So that her parents would not have to be burying pieces. The last thing I remember was kissing the top of her head, and the sensation of extreme heat on my back, and that I would hold onto this girl in my arms. I would hold her for the rest of my life. And I did.
- H/P: Daffodils and Daisies
On hold until I can come up with a better summary.
- ATLA: The Name of Love
I I told you it was only gonna hurt, if I warned you that the fire's gonna burn, would you walking? Would you let me do it first? Do it all, in the name of love?
- Y/J: Til the Lights Go Out
Fem!Wally AU. HP and ATLA Crossover. Wallis West isn't special. Nope. No way. Not her. Sure, her situation might be special. Her powers might be special, but she is anything but special. Rated T for child abuse and quite possibly drinking.
- Y/J: I am H.U.M.A.N, what is yours?
Dimitri Dorokhov remembers every single part of it. The pain, the torture. He remembers the wires running through his body as he screamed. He remembers the information he was force fed through a mind-link with an animal. He remembers the first face he sees, then he remembers as he was locked in a cell in orbit, all because he spoke.
- Y/J: All In My Head?
Is it all within a dream? Is it all in my head? I ask these questions to myself every single time I see them. Maybe it's real? Or maybe it's just an escape. I can't decide. And I am nowhere near finding out. But, maybe I just want to stay in my head because the world I know I so much worse.
- Y/J: Cacophony
After picking up the radiation left by the Tesseract on Gieger counter, the Avengers rush in prepared for battle only to find an abandoned warehouse with four kids locked in a room. Surprise, surprise, guess who they are?
HP YJ and Moana. So, what if the Golden Trio was a little different? Consisting of a wind-swept ginger and a sure-footed Hawaiian and Hogwarts's resident Boy-Who-Lived, I would bet that those seven years would have been a whole lot crazier.
4. You guys have no idea what I'm thinking of packing into this thing. So, it's obviously gonna be Young Justice, but then I thought of adding Harry Potter and Avatar: The Last Airbender. I was also gonna add BBC Sherlock and How To Train Your Dragon (and by proxy Brave, Tangled, and Rise of the Guardians) but I thought that was a bit over the top. Maybe I should make it M? Wait, no. It's fine.
7. Does contain my OC Carly (Full name I determined was Clarissa (kinda. Might (will) change)
8. weird ikr. I have no idea what is happening in my brain. It seemed like a good idea so I just went 'ok, sure fine let's write some stuff and see how it turned out.' Let me just tell you that I am currently running on two hours of sleep so it may be... uh... interesting...
I don't actually know about any of these stories. You see, I can think about a story and have it entirely thought out without it actually having to go on paper (computer). So I see no reason to write it down other than that I might forget some stuff. BUT! I am working on it. Aaaaaaaand, I have loosely based The Fickleness of Feeling off of Kiss it all Better by He is We. Awesome song, by the way. You should go hear it, but be ready with the tissues, it pulls heartstrings.
-Your Local and Loving Psychopath
Listen to the Mustn’ts child,
Listen to the Don’ts.
Listen to the Shouldn’ts,
The Impossibles, the Wont’s
Listen to the Never Haves,
Then listen close to me.
Anything can happen,
Child, anything can be
- Shel Silverstein