21 Functional Blood Protection Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
Harry Potter, T, English, Parody, words: 295, favs: 146, follows: 55, 11/5/2017
17 Super Blood Protection The blood protection, contrary to common fanon, doesn't protect against anyone but Voldemort. But what if it did?
Harry Potter, T, English, Parody, words: 761, favs: 132, follows: 63, 11/5/2017
4 Tutu Cuckoo /Crack/ What if the Uchiha legacy was slightly... different...?
Naruto, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 267, favs: 35, follows: 13, 8/18/2017, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
14 Elementary Astronomy As "Madara" reveals his plan to the Kage Summit, the Raikage has one little question. (Takes place during Chapter 467.)
Naruto, T, English, Parody, words: 396, favs: 121, follows: 39, 8/2/2017
44 Misunderstandings of Passion Potter seems to have utterly lost what few wits he had. Quite the achievement, in Snape's opinion... And what does this have to with his two friends, anyway? /Oneshot, crack, anti-Ron/Hermione/
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 155, follows: 57, 7/30/2017
73 Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 404, follows: 137, 1/21/2017
18 The Goblet of Fire and The Not Terribly Uncommon Charm /AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 511, favs: 172, follows: 68, 1/19/2017
23 Greedy Ron And The Three Seconds Of Thinking Ahead It's that fanfiction plot again: Ron's been bribed by Dumbledore to pretend to befriend Harry and keep him down! Only... Ron's given this situation a bit of thought... /oneshot, Dumbledore-bashing, mild Ron-bashing, parody/
Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody, words: 721, favs: 123, follows: 42, 12/19/2016, Ron W.
30 Armando Dippet And The Two Brain Cells To Rub Together /AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 707, favs: 183, follows: 69, 12/12/2016, Tom R. Jr.
20 Harry Potter And The Very Quickly Resolved Plot /Crack, oneshot/ There are worse things in the world than death. They're just as effective, too.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 521, favs: 181, follows: 57, 12/11/2016, Harry P., Voldemort