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Sam: An old person, huh?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: In the hospital? Whew, better call the Coast Guard!
Dean: Well listen smart-ass, there was an indented cross
Sam: I don’t know why you didn’t shoot him right then and there.
Dean: First of all I’m not going to open up in a pediatric ward.
Sam: Good call.
Sam: Are you ok?
Dean: No, not really.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
Dean: I kind of have this problem with...(moves his hand in a plane motion)
Sam: Flying?
Dean: It's never really been an issue until now.
Sam: You're joking right?
Dean: Do I look like I'm joking! Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam!
Dean: Why don't you go up and deliver a private stripper-gram?
Sam: Bite me.
Dean: Oh no, Bite her. Just dont leave any teeth marks... (Sam hangs up) Sam?
Dean: "let me guess, you're lurking outside that poor girl's apartment."
Sam:"NO."
Dean: ...
Sam: "Yes."
Dean:"You got a funny way of showing your affection."
Sam: "Maybe the ghosts are haunting the set because the movie sucks."
Dean: You want to give me a little help here?
Sam: Not really...
Dean: ...and they had a little boy.
Sam: Who fingered a clown.
Dean[looks at him
Sam: What?
Dean: ...yes, a clown...
Dean: I told him an urban legend about a phantom clown attacker, I didn't tell him it was real- [waving shotgun around
Sam: Put that down!
Dean: Well, I know what you're thinking, Sam. Why did it have to be clowns?
Sam[annoyed Give me a break.
Dean: You didn't think I'd remember, did you? Come on... You still bust out crying every time you see Ronald MacDonald on television.
Sam: Well, at least I'm not afraid of flying!
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And, apparently - clowns kill!