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2Death And The Monster
Everybody knows the Hulk is a monster, right? Funny about that. Written, and takes place, before Avengers: Age of Ultron. Slight language, one or two F-bombs, no pairings. Technically complete, but I could definitely continue it.Avengers, T, English, Drama & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 9, follows: 6, 1/6/2017, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Nick F., Pepper P.
1The Good Ship Pumpkin Pie
The first of several Potter songs I plan to post. This one, written back in 2005, is meta as heck - it's basically a reaction to Harry's romance and eventual marriage to Mary S- I mean, Ginny. It's to the tune of "The Mary Ellen Carter", a song by the late great Stan Rogers.Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 658, favs: 3, follows: 3, 12/26/2014
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Forget Me Not
A cunning plan gives birth to a cunning plan. Snarry... yeah, I can't believe it either. Warnings: Drugging... well, potioning... some explicit sex, dubcon.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 6, 5/15/2011, Harry P., Severus S.
3 A Moment Of Silence
Sheridan and Garibaldi are missing, and Ivanova has no idea what to do or what she needs. G'Kar shows her both. An older piece, set between Seasons 3 and 4. Some explicit material.Babylon 5, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 11, follows: 3, 5/15/2011, S. Ivanova, G'kar
22 Unquenchable
Subtitle: Eternal Sunshine of the Hogwarts Mind. Harry and Hermione keep falling in love. Can Hermione's husband Ron stop them? R/Hr, H/Hr. Warnings: dark themes, ReallyScrewedUp!Ron, mind control, sex, language. Done for a 2005 H/Hr Fic Fest on LJ.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Horror, words: 4k+, favs: 89, follows: 22, 7/13/2010, Harry P., Hermione G.
24 Secrets
He's the Dark Lord, she's the broken thing at his feet. As far as anyone knows. Warnings: somewhat rough yet consensual sex, d/s, a little dub-con, some language.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 277, follows: 88, 6/28/2010, Harry P., Hermione G.
22 Setting The Record Straight
Rita Skeeter has published a tell-all book about Harry Potter. Harry, of course, won't let that go unanswered. Ignores Book 7 and Crapalogue.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 91, follows: 14, 6/27/2010, Harry P., Hermione G.
5 Weekend At Weasley's
Harry seems to be dead. So what will Ron and Hermione do when Voldie comes to call? And how can Hermione still be choosing between Harry and Ron when, as previously mentioned, Harry seems to be dead? HP riff on Weekend At Bernie's.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, 6/14/2010, Hermione G., Harry P.
21 Idiot
Ron Weasley? What had Hermione been thinking?Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 114, follows: 15, 6/14/2010, Hermione G., Harry P.
12 Not In This Life
Harry considers the many possibilities for his future, and isn't happy with what he sees. Yes, I AM riffing on fanfic in general. Rated for a few bad words.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 732, favs: 19, follows: 4, 6/14/2010, Harry P., Hermione G.
9 Lancelot
Ron Weasley hates folk tales. At least, he hates the one he seems to be in.Harry Potter, K, English, Romance & Angst, words: 688, favs: 52, follows: 7, 6/14/2010, Hermione G., Harry P.
27 Drinks For The House
When a potions class goes wrong, Hermione finds herself caught up with Draco Malfoy. Can she get away before it's too late? Does she want to? And what might Harry figure out along the way? Warnings: Language, dub-con, oral, bondage, voyeurism.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 12k+, favs: 139, follows: 32, 6/13/2010, Hermione G., Harry P.