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Unleash the Bots, Conquer the World (Spam Cover Art Commission Parody)
Who else is sick of the spam "I love your story, please commission me for cover art" reviews and private messages that must be generated by bots? They are all so generic and annoying, and are outpacing the real reviews and messages. I had a feeling that Severus Snape and Voldemort had something to do with this nefarious and irritating phenomenon. Turns out, I was right.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 4/25, Severus S., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Barty C. Jr.
18Thanks, but No Thanks »
Our favorite characters (or at least the smarter ones) tell off the artists who send them form-messages of their wish to illustrate their fanfiction works for a fee. However, some of our more foolish characters, puffed up by their own egos, in some cases fall for the artists' generic praise and choose to employ them.Pride and Prejudice, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 5, follows: 11, updated: 2/23 published: 2/21, Elizabeth, Lady Catherine, Lydia, Mr. Darcy
560My Greatest Regret »
Drunk Darcy does something he regrets with conniving Caroline, but who is truly responsible? Meanwhile, reckless minor G.G. keeps trying to return to wicked Wickham despite her guardians' best efforts. A modern tale about regret, consent and the law; rated "M" for disturbing content. Eventual D x E HEA.Pride and Prejudice, M, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 42, words: 139k+, favs: 53, follows: 125, updated: 2/21 published: 9/2/2020, [Georgiana, Mr. Wickham] Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
193 Tired of Waiting for You »
Although Anne broke her engagement with Frederick, she still expects a successful Frederick will return for her eventually and so decides to take steps to prepare herself for their long-awaited future. Her dreams are answered when Sophia Croft acts on Frederick's behalf to bring Anne to him, where he is posted in the West Indies. FINALLY COMPLETE!Persuasion, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 57, words: 153k+, favs: 62, follows: 130, updated: 1/29 published: 10/21/2018
27 A Hallmark Proposal
What if Darcy was inspired by Hallmark (movie type) stories into imagining, after his disastrous proposal in Kent, how he should have proposed to gain his HEA? What if he finally got his chance to do things right this time? A fluffy, fluffy one-shot that can be compliant with canon (since all of this action is "off screen" in P&P).Pride and Prejudice, K+, English, Romance & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 10, 11/19/2024, [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Georgiana
35 Pride, Prejudice and Presidential Politics »
A wager in 2020 between spouses Democrat Elizabeth Darcy and Republican Will Darcy has them eager to see who can convince more of their respective friends and family to vote for their desired presidential candidates, especially since Pennsylvania might be a swing state. Finished with the last chapter about the 2024 election.Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 25k+, favs: 12, follows: 13, updated: 11/10/2024 published: 11/1/2020, [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Mr. Bingley, Jane]
19The Anniversary Gift »
Darcy's perspective on his romance with Elizabeth, as told from his emails to his sister (collected by her to make an anniversary gift for them).Pride and Prejudice, K+, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 12, follows: 41, updated: 11/3/2024 published: 10/15/2024, [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Georgiana, Mr. Bingley
38Vindicating a Man of Consequence III: BlessingsChallenges »
A continuation of the Vindicating a Man of Consequence Series, VMC III focuses on the continued challenges newlyweds Darcy and Elizabeth, and the whole cast of characters face in dealing with autism, societal expectations and those who do not want them to succeed.Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 51, follows: 117, updated: 9/7/2024 published: 10/14/2021, [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Georgiana, Mr. Bingley
85 I Never Meant to Make You Cry on Mother's Day »
Married couple William and Elizabeth Darcy are new parents, coming up on their first Mother's Day with little Liam. Will with the best of intentions wants to make the day extra special for Lizzy and doesn't realize how hard Mother's Day is for her, since her own mother died. A short modern story, set in the present in the USA, featuring the challenges of parenting.Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 8, words: 27k+, favs: 20, follows: 48, updated: 8/5/2024 published: 5/12/2024, [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Charlotte, Mr. Bingley
1k+ Mr Darcy's Ruthless Proposal »
After the Bennets are ruined and left without a father, Mr. Darcy turns up with a proposition for Elizabeth. As disguise is his abhorrence, he decides to explain exactly what he has in mind and wants her to agree to. Contains a darker, sensual and desperate Darcy. This story is rated "M" for frank discussions of sex, past prostitution (Lydia), abuse and marital sex. HEA for ODC.Pride and Prejudice, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 71, words: 266k+, favs: 277, follows: 410, updated: 4/28/2024 published: 8/13/2022, [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] Jane, Mary
6 Who's the Boss?
Collins is lording it over Lady Catherine and acting the boss. Why? A short story with three variations/prompts. Chose your favorite or write your own. Inspired by Jansfamily4.Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 846, favs: 2, follows: 5, 12/3/2023, [Mr. Collins, Lady Catherine]
14 I Am A Rock
On two Thanksgiving days, Liam Darcy copes with the tragedy of his mom's death, his father's drunkenness and then his father's suicide with some help from Simon and Garfunkel, hardening his heart as inspired by the folk song, "I Am A Rock." While this helps him to cope now, we all know this won't do him any favors later. One shot for now.Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 15, 11/23/2023, Mr. Darcy, Col. Fitzwilliam, Georgiana
19 Upon the Loss of their Mother
In honor of everyone whose mother is not with them any longer on this Mother's Day, I give you this little one-shot story I wrote to distance myself from the grief I still feel.Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 8, 5/14/2023, Elizabeth, Jane, Mary, Mrs. Bennet
24 More Stolen Stories?
Read my quick parody about stolen stories and then my note as to how you can help fix this problem on Kindle.Pride and Prejudice, K, English, Parody, words: 648, favs: 6, follows: 6, 5/4/2023, Caroline, Mr. Wickham, Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
15 Swords (100 Word Challenge) »
Formerly Mr. Wickham's Jutting Sword, now a two-part story. BBC miniseries (non-book) scenes: 1: When Elizabeth walked and talked with Mr. Wickham, forgiving him for pursuing Mary King because he "must have something to live on," what was Wickham thinking about? What was the audience to perceive from a certain visual in that scene? 2: Why did Lydia steal a soldier's sword?Pride and Prejudice, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 200, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 1/13/2023 published: 1/12/2023, Elizabeth, Mr. Wickham
14 Third Place Win (100 Word Challenge)
Charlotte shares her motives for marrying Mr. Collins.Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 100, favs: 5, follows: 5, 1/9/2023, [Mr. Collins, Charlotte]
39 Mr Darcy's Kind Proposal
A kinder Mr. Darcy acts as we would all want him to do when proposing to Elizabeth to rescue her after her father has died and they are all ruined. This is a one-shot variation to Mr. Darcy's Ruthless Proposal.Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 62, follows: 32, 12/30/2022
117 Unhappy After »
Elizabeth burns Darcy's letter instead of reading it. Everything turns out worse in consequence. No HEA.Pride and Prejudice, M, English, Tragedy & Drama, chapters: 11, words: 23k+, favs: 27, follows: 40, updated: 8/26/2022 published: 6/18/2022, Elizabeth, Lydia, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham
212 Thanksgiving at the Bingleys »
After Darcy and Elizabeth flee from their respective disastrous family Thanksgivings, given their need of new accommodations and a Thanksgiving dinner they find themselves hosted by newlyweds Charles and Jane. Will this chance encounter lead to love after all the misunderstandings of the past or will Caro and the rest spoil everything?Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 22, words: 84k+, favs: 101, follows: 241, updated: 12/24/2021 published: 11/27/2019, [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Anne de B., Georgiana
77 Most Anything »
As Mrs. Bennet nears death, Mr. Darcy asks Mr. Bennet why he chose to marry her. In reflecting on the matter, Mr. Bennet recalls to himself how he was caught when Miss Gardiner gave him permission to do "Most Anything" if he would propose, but also how this and her prior conduct resulted in him losing all respect for her. "M" for some steamy interludes and disturbing content.Pride and Prejudice, M, English, Tragedy & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 26k+, favs: 40, follows: 50, updated: 11/25/2021 published: 10/29/2021, [Mr. Bennet, Mrs. Bennet] [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth]
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