70Serious, Sad, and Look! A Butterfly! » A bunch of really short stories based off of a random word generator. Basically just me practicing writing :) Lighthearted, meditative, or doleful. Featuring all the boys (but mostly Newkirk)
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Friendship, chapters: 22, words: 6k+, favs: 10, follows: 8, updated: 6/23/2018 published: 7/5/2017, A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
2 Quietus Never say everything is fine. INFINITY WAR THEORY NO SPOILERS
Thor, K+, English, words: 972, favs: 5, follows: 6, 4/24/2018, Thor, Loki
11 Naked Knackered Newkirk Nicked Knickerbockers Challenge #284 by CaptainSmirk and Challenge #101 by Tuttle. Really just an excuse to use some German swear phrases I've been saving up...
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor, words: 600, favs: 7, follows: 1, 3/29/2018, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz, K. Langenscheidt, Olsen
1 Pants on Fire Whether you are a Loki fangirl or not, everyone has to admit Loki is a liar. Drabble collection.
Thor, K+, English, words: 518, favs: 2, follows: 1, 3/14/2018, Loki
20 Who's a Tetchy Bear? » Challenge #276) Santa's Grumpiest Elf by 96 Hubbles - Newkirk's not really the most cheerful this Christmas, so Hogan orders him to be merry and bright (Like that's going to happen).
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Angst & Friendship, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 10, updated: 1/13/2018 published: 12/6/2017, A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
6 Gowns by Newkirk Poor Newkirk sure got the brunt of it in "Gowns by Yvette". Just a little oneshot to satisfy you guys while I work on my Christmas fic :)
Hogan's Heroes, K, English, words: 276, favs: 3, follows: 2, 11/27/2017, P. Newkirk
4 Thirty Minutes Half an hour, that's all. It's not so bad. Right? -RAGNAROK SPOILERS-
Thor, K, English, Angst, words: 503, favs: 9, follows: 4, 11/19/2017, Loki
3 Simply Splendiforous How biffsquiggled can Klink get? - "A Perfectly Cromulent Challenge" Challenge by 96 Hubbles
Hogan's Heroes, K, English, Humor, words: 352, favs: 2, follows: 2, 11/17/2017, W. Klink, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
6 Burned He had not anticipated this. Loki's thoughts on the elevator ride in Thor: Ragnarok.
Thor, K, English, Angst, words: 299, favs: 17, follows: 11, 11/16/2017, Loki
10 Well That Escalated Quickly » We might have gone a bit crazy with this one. This is Glib (My addition for the ever expanding Funny Thing Happened-verse) posted as its own story. It's still in my Butterfly collection, but I'm gonna post it as its own, also.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 841, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 11/7/2017 published: 10/26/2017, A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
3 Stupid Isn't a Nice Word The Enterprise crew aren't around kids very much. And their language is very much PG-13. So when Jim and Bones are exploring an alien planet and meet some children, you know things'll get interesting.
Star Trek: 2009, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 10/28/2017, J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
23 Adventures in hurt-comfort » An experiment in whump. Or, five times Newkirk needed "assistance" (his words, not mine) and one time the others needed his. Bumped up the rating due to Newkirk's foul mouth. And accident-proneness.
Hogan's Heroes, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 19, follows: 15, updated: 10/27/2017 published: 9/11/2017, P. Newkirk
8 Bacon is Yummy! Man, I love bacon. All other normal sane people do too. And so do large predators. Like my dachshund. Ooh! And wolves. Dedicated to my Bestie, LennaCaslin. You go girl!
Hogan's Heroes, K, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 8/9/2017, A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
5 If You Break Into Someone's House, Don't Sleep on Their Bed It's illegal, and you might get caught. Which would be bad. And it would be worse if your unwitting hosts were carnivorous mammals. This is for you, L. E. Wigman!
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 6/29/2017, P. Newkirk
8 Never Wear Cursed Clothing It's not very safe. And if it's really old, it is not very hygienic either. For SSSW challenge and for the Cardigan of Doom Challenge by AnotherJounin
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 6/24/2017, P. Newkirk
7 Gloveless You know, I've always wondered why too. Written for SSSW challenge and Tuttle's Carter's Ring Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 6/24/2017, A. Carter, P. Newkirk
11 Story Time With Newkirk Carter can't sleep. And you know what that means...Story time! Entry for 2017 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge and the Hogan's Fractured Fairy Tales Challenge by Tuttle.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 1, 6/24/2017, P. Newkirk