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Fyre, Fyre, Burning Skitter »
There's a very old concept in magic: Never call up that which you cannot put down. Shame the Death Eaters didn't know that... Now they have Skitter. Whoops... A little present to mark the end of 2023! Just in time for the end of this year and the beginning of the next.Harry Potter & Worm, K, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 19, words: 114k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 7/3 published: 12/31/2023, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Skitter
1k+Great Grand-Uncle Schimmelhorn's Toolbox »
The life of the Heberts changes rather a lot when Danny and Taylor use the rarest superpower of all and actually communicate with each other. Of course things go a little weird when in the process of this they poke around in the attic and come across Papa Schimmelhorn's old toolbox... Turns out Taylor has something of a knack. Probably runs in the family.Worm, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 49, words: 375k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 6/16 published: 7/24/2022
279Bugs In The System »
Small changes butterfly into big ones. Although butterflies aren't quite the correct insect... And life, once more, becomes a touch odd for everyone in range of a Hebert. Don't let it Bug you.Worm, T, English, chapters: 15, words: 54k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/31 published: 4/28/2023
531Hermione learns a thing »
Young Hermione Granger is curious about all sorts of things. This leads to discoveries and oddness that is likely to only increase with time...Harry Potter, T, English, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, chapters: 18, words: 134k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/5/2023 published: 1/22/2022
246A Kernel Of Truth »
A long time ago, in a city filled with oddities, no one realized just how odd some of those oddities were... Actually, it wasn't all that long ago, but it was still very odd. Of course it was, Taylor Hebert was involved! (Another story that started as a one-shot and sort of... grew)Worm, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 56k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/27/2022 published: 9/6/2020
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A Mysterious Disappearance that is Mysterious
Something is strangely wrong at 4 Privet Drive... But never fear, Albus Dumbledore is on the case!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 251, follows: 157, 7/20/2022
2k+Taylor Varga »
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.Worm, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 432, words: 2058k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 1/25/2022 published: 3/14/2017
566 For The Honor Of The Regiment »
Some time ago when I started thinking about a Worm fic, three ideas came to mind. This is one of them, which now seems to have started to turn into a real story. Updates will be sporadic in all probability. It's considerably darker than most of my other work, but nowhere near the level of insane grimness of most Worm fics. (title changed on 2018-07-10)Bolo series & Worm, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 25, words: 144k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/25/2021 published: 3/17/2017
245 Distress Calls Can Go A Long Way »
A spinoff from my Worm story 'Distance Learning for Fun and Profit', which has become large enough to split out as a separate thing. Also to stop people complaining... :) Note that you'll probably need to read the original story to make it make sense, and having a working knowledge of Worm is most likely also required.Mass Effect & Worm, T, English, Sci-Fi & Friendship, chapters: 10, words: 74k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/15/2021 published: 7/25/2021, Tali'Zorah, Skitter, Danny H., OC
110 The Long Slow Lizarding of Hermione Granger »
This side story started life as a series of Omakes in my Worm/Luna Varga crossover story "Taylor Varga." It's more or less outgrown that now, with enough words involved to make it viable as a (sort of) standalone story as an experiment. However, it most likely won't make sense unless you have a working knowledge of that story AND Harry Potter, so I'd suggest reading both first :)Harry Potter & Worm, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 11, words: 64k+, favs: 766, follows: 817, updated: 9/1/2021 published: 6/5/2018, Hermione G.
1k+Distance Learning for Fun and Profit »
Taylor has skillz. And is smarter than the average girl... Strange things result. This is a story that started as a collection of snippets, which seems to have become large enough to warrant taking further. So here it is...Worm, T, English, chapters: 30, words: 146k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 7/8/2021 published: 1/1/2021
1k+Incompatible System »
Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 16, words: 127k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 1/5/2021 published: 8/18/2019
178 Vista has enough
Vista is not a happy girl, and eventually this has consequences...Worm, T, English, Adventure, words: 17k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 776, 11/29/2020
882 Taylor is DOOMed »
Taylor wakes in an unfamiliar place. An unfamilar place is about to have a very, very bad day.Doom & Worm, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 24, words: 125k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 10/8/2020 published: 11/24/2019
127 Taylor's Alternate »
An omake for Taylor Varga that I may have got a little carried away with :) Knowledge of both canon Worm and canon Taylor Varga is probably required for it to make sense...Worm, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 15, words: 135k+, favs: 811, follows: 556, updated: 3/14/2019 published: 1/21/2019
32 That was easy!
Just a VERY short and silly snippet, the result of a much longer but equally silly conversation on Sufficient Velocity. It passed the acid test of making me smile so I thought I'd put it here.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 174, favs: 137, follows: 55, 8/29/2017
17 Leet's Revenge (why you should never let a drunk Tinker read fanfics!)
Just a silly one-shot sparked by a scene in a popular Worm fic. It's quite possible people will be able to work out which one. There is thunder involved... :) (Hint: Techno Queen) I realized I hadn't posted this here and decided to rectify that.Worm, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 116, follows: 83, 8/23/2017, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
93 Insect Outside »
The beginnings of a story I started mid-2015 in the Worm-verse, but set aside when I began Taylor Varga. It's barely possible I may pick it up again one day. But I might not, depending on many things. (Updated on 2017-08-21 with second and probably final chapter. But who really knows?)Worm, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 21k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 724, updated: 8/21/2017 published: 8/20/2017
144 Unexpected Talent
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 622, follows: 266, 4/27/2017, Harry P., Hermione G.
65 She Summons Sea Things by the Sea Shore
Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.Worm & Cthulhu Mythos, T, English, Adventure & Horror, words: 8k+, favs: 920, follows: 526, 3/14/2017, Kid Win, E. Piggot, Assault