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4Miraculous Concussion Cinematic Universe (MCCU) »
One day the nervous wreck with no self-confidence decided to go out and see the world, hoping to catch a break from this magical insanity. Only she discovers the rest of this world is just as messed up, filled with money-hungry Americans, irradiated Brits, and billions of Chinese! Welcome to the MCCU! {Rated T for language, cartoonish violence, immature humor, and just AWFUL jokes}Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, T, English, Parody & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 51k+, favs: 10, follows: 6, updated: 8/14/2021 published: 5/14/2021, [Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S.] Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
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Miraculous Migraine »
One day the nervous wreck with no self-confidence decided enough was enough! If she couldn't get out of this superhero pyramid-scheme, then she'd dump the work on new interns! Too bad there's also possessive AIs, fallen gods, and bad-touch Chat Noir to deal with! The sequel to Miraculous Headache is here! [T for language, cartoonish violence, immature humor, and REALLY bad jokes]Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 40, words: 311k+, favs: 61, follows: 53, updated: 10/31/2020 published: 12/14/2019, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Luka C.
229 Miraculous Headache »
One day a nervous wreck with no self confidence helps a man cross the street. Turns out it was a scam to recruit kids into fighting monsters in one of the most populated tourist trap cities on Earth! There's no pay, hours are terrible, the uniform is degrading and her co-worker is a borderline sexual predator [T for language, cartoonish violence, immature humor, really bad jokes]Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, T, English, Parody & Adventure, chapters: 38, words: 210k+, favs: 150, follows: 124, updated: 1/18/2020 published: 3/12/2017, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Hawk Moth
52 Nathalie's Resolution »
It's New Year's Eve and Adrien wants nothing more than to celebrate outside as Chat Noir but he's stuck at home with Nathalie with nothing to do. Maybe he can sneak out. Or maybe he should stay and talk it out.Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, K, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 15, words: 43k+, favs: 98, follows: 76, updated: 7/27/2019 published: 12/31/2017, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S.
20 CASH ONLY »
Duke kitnapped li'l Judy. You know, Fru Fru's kit. The one who she named after Judy and so happens to be Mr. Big's granddaughter. Anyway, now Duke's in it for the long haul. The small time crook will have to improv his way through the biggest job he never intended all while discovering the true meaning of family! [T for swearing, LOTS OF SWEARING] Cover art by WastedTimeEEZootopia, T, English, Crime & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 59k+, favs: 32, follows: 30, updated: 9/29/2018 published: 11/22/2017, [Nick W., Judy H.] D. Weaselton, Travis
6 Define Love
Rose has discovered who she loves! Who is it? She'll only tell Juleka. And together they will go on an epic quest to woo the heart of Rose's dreams and find true love! Just like in the fairytales! Because that's how love works... right? [Be wary, feels await inside]Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, K+, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 5k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 8/24/2018, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Juleka C./Reflekta, Rose L./Princess Fragrance
9Everbody Gets ONE!
When Alix turned fifteen, she was entrusted with the Kubdel family heirloom: a pocket watch that not only told time, but also TRAVELED THROUGH TIME! Cool! Too bad she also has to protect the timeline, face adversaries across history and, of course, every single one of her friends wants a favor… Not cool, guys. Not. Cool. (Spinoff of 'Miraculous Headache') [Rated T for Language]Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 4k+, favs: 17, follows: 14, 1/26/2018, [Alix K./Timebreaker, L. C. Kim/Dark Cupid] Mr. Kubdel, Jalil K./Pharaoh
14 In the Hand of Fate
After doing a Tarot card reading, Marinette suddenly finds herself in an alternate Paris where she's dating Adrien but she's no longer Ladybug. In fact, nobody is Ladybug and Paris is constantly under attack by Akumas that can't be de-evilized! Life may be hard, but at least Marinette has the boy of her dreams. That's all that matters… right? {One Shot, tell me if you want more}Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, K+, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 32, follows: 21, 10/31/2017, [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Juleka C./Reflekta, Master Fu
47 I Don't Get It »
A song can bring people together. A rhythm can encapsulate an entire culture. A lyric can inspire a generation. This is what Nick has always heard, but it was never what he felt. Nick doesn't understand music. It didn't really bother him until Judy got involved. Now he wants to understand. He wants to hear what everyone else does. He wants to get it. [Weird Feels, Lil Angst]Zootopia, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 8, words: 15k+, favs: 70, follows: 44, updated: 7/8/2017 published: 4/12/2017, [Judy H., Nick W.] Gazelle
5 A Night of Misfortune »
Hawkmoth has torn a page out of the Miraculous Book! With the secrets it holds, he unleashes his newest diabolical plan. Our heroes' resolves will be pushed to the limit. How much will they be willing to sacrifice to save Paris? {This basically plays out like an episode from the show in 5 parts. Expect epic fights and cheesy one-liners and some feels}Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, K+, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 12k+, favs: 9, follows: 11, updated: 6/29/2017 published: 3/9/2017, Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Hawk Moth