hello,

there is not much to say about me

I like spaghetti, soup (mostly of the beef or chicken type with noodles), beef stew, science fiction, certain fantasy franchises, and other things that would be considered nerdy. some of the best nerdy conversations I have had were with my brother who is a communication major. I don't like stupid people, prejudice people, people who look at other people as less than human, and people who have no humility.

I am willing to beta stories, as I am not a career writer but a science major in school my imagination is probably not as good as some others' my grammar and spelling are not bad so that is what I will do mostly, I might give suggestions once in a while or if I like the story. but conversely, I might not want to beta a good story so I do not get spoilers to it, and I would like the full experience of the story at its best.

I also would like to state that the best categories that I would beta would be from franchises or stories that are in my favorites list.

I saw this on another's profile and thought I would copy paste it with some changes

You know you are a Star Wars fan if...

... you've memorized the Jedi code. (I have not)

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' (I have not though I am not confused at all when someone says 'lifts')

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area. (I have not)

... you have addressed one of your teachers as "Master." (I have not)

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. (a flashlight but that was some time ago and there were no witnesses)

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you. (I have not)

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. (I still do this occasionally)

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. (I quote from movies all the time so this is not much of a stretch)

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue. (nope never, never been truly fascinated by blue milk)

... you know how to write in Aurebesh. (while cool, I cannot do this)

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' (no, that would be embarrasing)

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky. (I am not an artist)

...you still consider the EU as canon even if Disney has tossed even the good stuff out the window (a true fan should)

...you hate Disney for tossing out the good stuff, which includes everything except the movies (I have done this before the 'good stuff' was 86'ed)

... you understand any of this. (obviously)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? no.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I make it a policy to hate no one.

3) How many houses have you lived in? lived in as in home? or lived in as in 'existed in'? for the former: 4. latter: too many to remember

4) Favorite candy bar? sorry, I like a lot of them

6) Have you ever tripped someone? maybe, if I did I do not remember

7) Least favorite school subject? aerospace structures shear flow.

8) Do you like justin Bieber? no true man does. it's okay to like certain songs, but he himself? Never!!!

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? absolutely not!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? no.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: nothing is always on my mind.

12) Favorite genre of music? google"performance today" that should be a good description

13) How many pets do you own? none.

14) What time were you born? 4:18pm

15) Do you like beer? no, beer or coffee

16) Ever made a prank phone call? not me personally, but I have encourage someone to do so

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? maybe Tradewinds: Legends game disk

18) Are you sarcastic? I am never sarcastic! it is not within the realm of possibility for me to be sarcastic! I am so serious people call me the straight man! (if you don't know what that is google it)

19) Is anyone in your family famous? I had an uncle who owned part of a successful business and a cousin who started one.

20) How many watches do you own? one

21) Summer or winter? more of a spring autumn kind of fellow

22) Favorite anime character? its a toss up between Roronora Zoro and Sanji from One Piece. Zoro for the swords and macho demeanor, and Sanji for uncompromising chivalry

24) Pepsi or Sprite? I am not a big drinker of carbonated drinks

25) What color is your cell phone? white.

26) Where is your second home? that depends on the definition of "second home"

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Men punch people. but no I have not punched anyone

28) Have you ever had a cavity? thankfully no, I have tough teeth.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 3, but I only use one and two are oil lamps that I did not notice were her till I read this question and looked around

30) How many video games do you own? quite a few and right now I don't play them

31) What was your first pet? truly mine? or part of a group? truly mine was a canary when I was about ten. I think I might have accidentally forgot to give her water. (still feel guilty about that) but it might have just been old.

32) Ever had braces? no. wish I did though

33) Do looks matter? In what way?

34) Do you use chapstick? no, too close to lipstick for me, and men do not do lipstick. Ever!

35) Name 3 teachers from your School. Dr. Strong, Dr. Armentrout, Dr Landrum.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? clothing types?

37) Are you too forgiving? I think not.

38) How many children do you want? as many as God gives me

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? what is Hot Topic?

40) Favorite breakfast meal? bacon, sausage, eggs, hash browns

41) Do you own a gun? that would be cool but it would most likely sit in a gun cabinet.

42) Ever thought you were in love? not really.

43) When was the last time you cried? cried, teared up, or bawled? I teared up today, I miss my mother a little. (real men love their mothers)

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? sleep.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? olive garden is the only one of those I have been to.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? most likely, I was home schooled.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? not that I can recall.

48) Nicknames? too many to list

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? uh, no.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? yes.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Banana Republic?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? my mother

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? no.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? too poor for that stuff, plus I won't need one till I find a girl.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? yea I guess so

57) Do you dye your hair? no, men only dye their hair as the start going grey

59) What year were you born? I was born in REDACTED.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? that was too long ago

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonald's is poison and only been to Wendy's once

63) Do you like yourself? who doesn't like yourself?

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? I would cry if either of them died. but if I had to say it would have to be my REDACTED

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender? men like women, and I like their hair, long and straight.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? not really, no.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? I would not be surprised if I ate some when I was younger

68) Do you own a webcam? no.

69) Have you ever worn a striped shirt? yes.

70) Ever broke a bone? left arm bone near the elbow.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? what is AIM?

73) Pringles or lays? lays. Pringles are not chips

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? no

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? probably The Brady Bunch

77) Do you like your guidance counselor? don't have one.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yes.

79) Do you have a birth mark? do moles count?

80) Do you own a car? no

81) Can you cook? yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. stupid people

2. arrogant people

3. overly prideful people

83) Do you text message often? not really

84) Money or love? I guess love

85) Do you have any scars? yep.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? to finish this list

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? no.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship and no sex till marriage

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? It’s bad for my health, but yes...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? I have seen zero Rocky movies as far as I can remember

92) Do you own a box of crayons? no.

93) How many books do you own? haven't counted.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My grandmother.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? The dog.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? it was more a circumstance than a person.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? the person I copied this list from.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? fell for romantically? I would have to say no one.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? if that counts text messages on the phone: my grandmother.

100) Who was the last person that called you? see #99.

mk0008