Thanos Grows an Eye When Thanos discovers that he may be suffering from PTSD after his confrontation with a mysterious cult in my other story, Thanos Revives a Cult, he decides to relax. However when he finds himself in another world after reading a book he must overcome the Daedric Lord Hermaeus Mora and escape back to his ship! Warning: contains poop, mentions of otherworldly drugs and tentacles.
Elder Scroll series & Avengers, M, English, Supernatural & Adventure, words: 2k+, 12/11/2019, Hermaeus Mora, Thanos
Meatloaf - The Necro-Vigil Chronicles » When famous singer Meatloaf retires and becomes a photographer he seeks a woman to fulfill his unusual desires. This begins a series of terrible adventures for Meatloaf where he will be tested to the very limit of his endurance. Warning: contains sex, mentions of necrophilia and Bill O'Reilly.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Batman, M, English, Horror & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 13k+, favs: 1, updated: 9/18/2019 published: 7/24/2019
Doctor Strange Goes on a Date When Stephen Strange goes on a date with his cape, he decides to go to Gotham City to a cool lounge. He meets some unsavoury people there and then all Hell breaks loose as Batman crash lands back from Space (see my story Batman Goes To Space). Warning: contains Cape-sexuality, themes of violence and turd-birthing.
Doctor Strange, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 1k+, 8/9/2019, Dr. S. Strange, Cloak of Levitation
Thanos Revives A Cult When Thanos inherits some new radical followers, he decides to restore Earth to balance with their help. Unfortunately his new followers have enemies of their own and an epic battle ensues between good, evil and other things! Warning: contains turd, veganism and The Great Winding.
Avengers, M, English, Adventure & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 8/7/2019, Thanos, Ebony Maw
Orson Krennic and the Cape Wars After the events of 'Batman Goes To Space', Orson Krennic is pining over the loss of the nicest cape he's ever seen. He plots how to get the Bat-Cape back before a mystery visitor from Asgard causes new problems. Warning: contains mentions of fecal matter, nakedness and exploding showers.
Star Wars, M, English, Tragedy & Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, 8/4/2019, O. Krennic
Batman Goes To Space When Batman gets attacked by the Joker and meets famous singer Meatloaf, he ends up going to space where he has a dangerous run-in with The Empire a d then has to escape from the clutches of Director Orson Krennic. Warning: contains pressurized diarrhea, partial nudity and Cape-sexuality. Should probably be read in conjunction with my Meatloaf the Necro Vigil Chronicles.
Star Wars & Batman, M, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, words: 3k+, 8/2/2019, O. Krennic, Bruce W./Batman
Doctor Strange Finds Love When his sentient Cape gets concerned about Dr. Strange's lonely life it encourages him to hook up with a local Thai waitress who is interested in him. What follows is issues with his manhood, an unforeseen relationship development and a sewer that backfill into his apartment. Warning: contains diarrhea, erectile dysfunction and sentient clothing.
Doctor Strange, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 3k+, 7/29/2019, Dr. S. Strange, Cloak of Levitation
Godzilla Goes To Space When Japan decides to put man back on the moon they use Godzilla's waste as rocket propellant. The people of the Moon disagree with Japan's intention to mine the moon and send their greatest hero - Hombre Espacial - to destroy Earth. Godzilla must defend Japan and defeat Hombre Espacial, whilst dealing with a horrific bowel infection. Warning: contains diarrhea, puke and Mothra.
Godzilla, M, English, Horror & Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 7/22/2019, Godzilla
3 Voldemort's One True Love When Voldemort realizes his true feelings for his serpentine friend, he knows he will have to try something extreme and magical in order to woo her. Warning: contains diarrhea, torture and herpeto-sexual acts.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 10/6/2018, Severus S., Voldemort, Nagini
2The Trials of Imperius When Imperius won't stop harassing Malthael, action is needed to stop his bizarre advances. He is cast down to the Hells where he becomes an unwilling slave to Azmodan and Cydaea. Warning: contains diarrhea, demon sex, ear-fluid, genderbending and Azmodan belly dancing.
Diablo, M, English, Angst & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/22/2018, Malthael, Imperius, Azmodan
4 Batman Makes The Infinity Gauntlet Batman finds an Infinity Stone that his father hid. Thanos comes to reclaim the stone and Batman has to follow him into space and evade capture by Lady Death and the Mad Titan long enough to steal all the Infinity Gems. Warning: contains poop, barf, sexual situations and Thanos dancing.
Marvel & Batman, M, English, Adventure & Drama, words: 5k+, 4/23/2018, Thanos, Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman
5 The Conception of Delphini Nobody knows how Delphini Riddle was conceived. This is the story of how Bellatrix and Voldemort actually did it. Will anyone uncover their secret? What will happen? Warning: contains death, diarrhea, barf and Swiss banks.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 7, 4/22/2018, Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Voldemort Goes On Vacation Voldemort wants a break from his job as the Dark Lord and decides to go on vacation to Transylvania. Warning: contains diarrhea, severed dongs, yodelling and the Polish mafia.
Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 4/21/2018, Voldemort, Nagini
Superman Gets Bovine Rabies When Superman accidentally ingests illegal bovine hormones he gets Bovine Rabies and rampages across America eating corpses and killing people. Batman must assemble an elite team to defeat Superman and deal with his past bowelly traumas. READ AFTER BATMAN LOSES EVERYTHING AND SUPERMAN VS. THE TOILET Warning: Contains bodily fluids, poop, cannibalism and Batman
Batman & Superman, M, English, Horror & Adventure, words: 12k+, favs: 2, 4/8/2018, Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lex
1 Lord Voldemort and the Apparition of Doom Voldemort is doing his bi-annual horcrux check when chaos breaks out with the corpses that guard the locket. He begins a journey of delirium and apparition and makes a new friend along the way. Warning: contains diarrhea, puke, disembodied arms and Snape.
Harry Potter, M, English, Angst & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 10/19/2017, Severus S., Voldemort
The War of the Night: Serana's Journey - Part IV DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE OTHER THREE PARTS! Serana and her gang of vampire misfits take the fight to General Tullius in Solitude! However, does her tag-along horker army have a more treasonous agenda? Warning: contains diarrhea, vomit, liver-spewing and The Pope.
Elder Scroll series, M, English, Adventure & Horror, words: 2k+, 9/28/2017, Tullius, Legate Rikke, Vittoria Vici, Serana
1The War of the Night: Serana's Journey » Serana is captured before the destruction of Helgen. She escapes before Alduin attacks but vows to wipe out both the Imperials and the Stormcloaks for their hatred of vampires. Warning contains: poop, vomit, death and mentions of ear-fluid
Elder Scroll series, M, English, Adventure & Horror, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 9/28/2017 published: 9/10/2017, Serana
The War of the Night: Serana's Journey - Part III DO NOT READ BEFORE CHAPTERS I & II The vampire army assaults Windhelm and Jarl Ulfric must fight against Serana with her newfound Dragonborn powers. The people of Windhelm must defend against the vampire-horker Baron Blutmeister von Tusk! Warning: contains diarrhea, internal organs, bubonic plague and cabbages.
Elder Scroll series, M, English, Horror & Adventure, words: 1k+, 9/28/2017, Ulfric Stormcloak, Serana
The War of the Night: Serana's Journey - Part II DO NOT READ BEFORE CHAPTER I! Upon arriving back at Castle Volkihar, Serana draws up a plan to take over all of Skyrim with her misfit friends. Warning: contains diarrhea, blood, ear-fluid and skeevers.
Elder Scroll series, M, English, Adventure & Horror, words: 1k+, 9/28/2017, Serana
3 Cicero Worships The Night Mother Cicero had undying loyalty to the Night Mother, and when everyone abandons him because they hate him or are out on missions...he finds solace in doing what he does best. 'Worshipping' the Night Mother as only he can. Warning contains: ear-fluid, necrophilia, diarrhea and cheese wheels
Elder Scroll series, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 9/3/2017, Cicero V., Arnbjorn