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Haiii, my name is Ashlee I'm a 16 year old British/Scottish girl I'm unnecessarily a messy and disorganized human being and I'm a huge dork

So I love Hamilton I FUCKING LOVE IT go listen to it

The Rules of Hogwarts:

I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand.

I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".

I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort.

I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

Must not interrupt and shout 'WHOO! Way to go!' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall.

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