Haiii, my name is Ashlee I'm a 16 year old British/Scottish girl
I'm unnecessarily a messy and disorganized human being and I'm a huge dork
So I love Hamilton I FUCKING LOVE IT go listen to it
The Rules of Hogwarts:
I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand.
I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".
I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort.
I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
Must not interrupt and shout 'WHOO! Way to go!' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall.