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Joined Jul '17

Hello, i came from Sicily and i love reading and writing(started on efp, an italian site, then did also there). I love a lot of anime and series, most on all RWBY(Ruby is also my waifu). I hope we will all get along and thath my advices will be useful. If you want to check my stories, search 'fenris efp'. And I hope some of you will begin in fact to write also on efp,we're in a veeeeeery lazy period and it would be very good having new authors with experience and new ideas:)

Oh, and if you start reviewing me, please, keep doing so. I'm always trying to improve thanks to comments and advices, and i consider keep doing so a form of education...at least untile a certain author doesn't totally disappoint you. In the case, i won't blame you at all.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Hello, guys, hoping you're all ok in this disgusting year. To my readers, followers and the Like i want to ask a little pleasure. A friend of mine is in deep financial troubles and sending him money wouldn't work a lot. Luckyly he writes both on web novel and Tapas with the surname Anone. In the latter's case, I ask you to search his novel ' John :King of Beasts', so that he can get Tapas' money thanks to subscription. Better than nothing I guess.

Thanks just for reading.

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