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91The Mothra Effect »
"For the record," Stevie drawled, lounging near and shamelessly eavesdropping on the Grimes–Walsh throuple's huddle, "I vehemently disagree with your dumbass plan and fully intend to laugh in your faces when it fails."Walking Dead, M, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 22, words: 49k+, favs: 73, follows: 92, updated: 5/16 published: 1/18/2024, OC
19Wild Hearts »
Ari hissed, "I'm all for free love and kinky sex, but a hospital parking lot? Really? This, this right here, is how otherwise normal people end up on the sex offender registry." She let the pepper spray fall to her side before adding, "Also, misunderstanding or not, I refuse to apologize. Random naked dudes popping out at me from the dark get dropped. That's just a fact of life."Twilight, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 23k+, favs: 69, follows: 96, updated: 4/1 published: 2/15/2024, OC
13Experimental Design »
Bella blinked around the small space and dried her hands on a length of stiff paper towel as she wondered, "Who were you talking to?" "I have no idea!" Val reported cheerfully, grinning despite the painful stretch of the bruising on her face. "But he didn't drink me like a juice box, so it's all good!"Twilight, M, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 46, follows: 62, updated: 5/9/2024 published: 1/18/2024, OC
128Absolution »
"You say he'll be whatever I want, but that assumes I want him at all. I don't. He scares me and makes me feel bad about myself, and I don't want him around. But you'll only stop him from stalking me if I hang out with him of my own freewill. Because his comfort and sanity are more important than mine. Because he can kill vampires and I can't. Is that about it?"Twilight, M, English, Angst & Supernatural, chapters: 10, words: 64k+, favs: 270, follows: 382, updated: 2/15/2024 published: 7/16/2021, [Paul, OC] Billy, Sam
14Darla Dixon's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse »
Things are lookin up for ol' Darla!Walking Dead, M, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 3, words: 18k+, favs: 27, follows: 34, updated: 8/14/2023 published: 11/5/2022, Daryl D., Merle D., OC
9A Fearful Trill »
"My dear, trust cannot be earned if it is not given." "Trust cannot be given from inside a cage, no matter how gilded."Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 4, words: 18k+, favs: 22, follows: 28, updated: 7/5/2021 published: 9/3/2020, OC
61Moonstone Mayhem »
"Name," he gruffly demanded. "Zed!" she spat (seconds before she could think to lie), shaking ever harder from the effort of not making further efforts to free herself. "Daughter of no one! Queen of nothing! No services on offer! Get off me, you big hairy freak!"Hobbit, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 26k+, favs: 113, follows: 152, updated: 11/28/2020 published: 9/25/2020, [OC, Fíli] Bofur, Bifur
509Sunny Side Up »
"To thievery and mayhem!" Sirius giggled, adding his goblet to the toast with a joyous clink, "To marauding, pestering, pranking, and other unacceptable behaviors!" Mina grinned, cackled, "To Hogwarts! If it's still standing when we're through!" Sirius/OCHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 44, words: 382k+, favs: 552, follows: 502, updated: 11/18/2014 published: 6/16/2010, Sirius B., OC, Marauders
450I Was Born a Fool and I'll Die a Fool for You »
"You're bloody ridiculous. You do know that, right?" "Yes. And thank you for using 'ridiculous' instead of 'insane.' It's a narrow distinction that not many people bother to get correct." Fred/OCHarry Potter, M, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 29, words: 254k+, favs: 504, follows: 501, updated: 1/29/2013 published: 8/15/2006, Fred W., OC
200Eyes of Ivy »
A young runaway escaping an abusive home finds herself in the care of the Marauders. Follow her story as she learns about life, love, and dangers she never knew she was carrying in her own blood.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 17, words: 129k+, favs: 268, follows: 271, updated: 6/28/2011 published: 7/12/2006, Bill W., OC
352Children of the Cobb »
Jayne Cobb whored three laps around the 'verse. His nine illegitimate children showing up on Serenity don't really surprise anyone aside from him. But why are the kids on the run from the Alliance? What will they mean for the Second Unification War? AUishFirefly, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 131k+, favs: 252, follows: 337, updated: 11/20/2010 published: 2/14/2007, Jayne, River
119The Bold and the Beautiful »
And then Sam full-on fainted, wondering how the hell he was ever going to live this down... A sequel to "The Young and the Restless."Supernatural, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 15, words: 31k+, favs: 51, follows: 93, updated: 7/23/2010 published: 1/19/2010, Dean W., Sam W.
37Eats, Shoots & Leaves »
Charlie blinked hard, kneading her temples and trying to figure out whether or not she was hallucinating again and, if so, why in the hell her hallucinations all centered on the damn panda...Supernatural, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 27k+, favs: 17, follows: 29, updated: 7/8/2010 published: 2/5/2010, Dean W., Sam W.
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Swap the Meat, Feel the Heat
After 5.12, Sam pays the price for Gary's indiscretion... Dean is amused...Supernatural, M, English, Humor, words: 188, favs: 4, follows: 2, 1/29/2010, Sam W., Dean W.
205 The Young and the Restless »
The only thing more ridiculous than being turned into a toddler would've been being turned into a toddler and then struck by lightning, but if anyone could pull off such a feat, it was Dean...Supernatural, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 23, words: 45k+, favs: 269, follows: 89, updated: 1/19/2010 published: 2/28/2009, Dean W., Sam W.
213Beautiful Dark Star Falling From Nowhere »
The only person who ever mattered to Leila Kione was stolen from her. With nothing left, all she wants now is to make sure those responsible pay. But what happens when the last target on her list turns out to be much more than he seemed? CharlieWeasleyOCHarry Potter, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 19, words: 163k+, favs: 200, follows: 178, updated: 11/19/2009 published: 5/23/2006, Charlie W., OC
99The Untouchable »
She's almost frail but, on second glance, carved out of stone by fire and horror. Polished smooth by her stubborn will to not crumble under the strain of living. Radiating an impenetrable glow of strength, intelligence, kindness. Unbreakable. Untouchable.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 103k+, favs: 116, follows: 143, updated: 8/9/2009 published: 11/26/2006, Charlie W., OC
38 Rarest of Them All »
Five times Dean Winchester gave blood. Just some randomness that came to me while standing in line at the blood bus. GIVE BLOOD!Supernatural, T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, favs: 70, follows: 4, 3/4/2008, Dean W., Sam W.
24 Tech Support
Sam's jaw is clenched so tight that Dean thinks he can hear the boy's teeth cracking, his wild glare screams unamused, on edge, desperately craving an outlet for buckets of Vistainduced homicidal rage... [pure crack]Supernatural, T, English, Humor & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 25, follows: 5, 8/20/2007, Sam W., Dean W.
11 Shark Week
That wasn't exactly something that Sam could let his brother dismiss with the usual cavalier, macho, I'lljustwalkitoff attitude for which he was so known. Because Dean's leg was broken. He couldn't walk... All hail the Discovery channel.Supernatural, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 21, follows: 4, 8/5/2007, Sam W., Dean W.
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