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Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original formNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 13, words: 52k+, favs: 624, follows: 362, updated: 3/17/2021 published: 5/30/2011, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
1k+ Parenthood »
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 119k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/17/2021 published: 6/4/2006, Draco M., Hermione G.
1k+Lessons To Be Learned »
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original formNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 27, words: 153k+, favs: 780, follows: 887, updated: 3/17/2021 published: 12/19/2010, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
66 Dear Duck Butt Bastard
After Sasuke's team fails to catch the jinchuriki again, he is left with a familiar backpack...left by the one blond shinobi who still chased after him. He opens and finds a letter addressed to him. Curious he decides to read...Naruto, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 194, follows: 101, 7/16/2013, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
240Meddlesome Jutsu »
When some people just don't know when to stop meddling. Dead OR Alive. SasuNaru.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 266, follows: 219, updated: 2/8/2013 published: 3/13/2012, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
35 Shinobi Afterlife
Itachi awakens in the afterlife and is met with a surprise. Pure nonsense really. Read at your own volition!Naruto, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 91, follows: 17, 10/31/2012, Itachi U., Sasuke U.
233Fighting Dreamers »
When life is full of lemons, Sasuke and Naruto decide to make yaoi...and fight crime on the side...and stumble on organized criminals...and try not to get killed while kicking ass in a truly, manly fashion. Police Fic. AU. SasuNaruNaruto, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 41k+, favs: 209, follows: 299, updated: 8/12/2012 published: 11/23/2010, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
176Covert Affairs »
. Full Summary Inside. Sasuke goes undercover to retrieve Naruto Namikaze. A young man who had been kidnapped by a criminal operation fifteen years ago. However, when he attempts the rescue... back in original formNaruto, M, English, Suspense & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 24k+, favs: 207, follows: 352, updated: 7/20/2012 published: 6/14/2011, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
13 Kiba's Bad Day
Kiba just can't catch a break. How come he's the only one that doesn't know shit? -Repost after fanfiction took it down-Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 88, follows: 17, 6/6/2012, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
77 The Unfortunate Event Of One Kiba Inuzuka
Shikamaru turned to look Kiba directly in the eye. "There are reasons why doors are locked, Inuzuka." Kiba rolled his eyes, "Oh please…it's Naruto. What could he possibly be doing other than eating ramen?" Yaoi.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 249, follows: 40, 1/23/2012, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
83 I'll Be Your Actin If You'll Be My Myosin
A lesson on muscle contraction Naruto will never forget. SasuNaru.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 303, follows: 34, 11/8/2011, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
104 A Royal Dilemma
Prince Sasuke never expected anything from this visit to the neighboring kingdom. However upon his arrival, his eyes were drawn to a golden haired prince with sapphire eyes. Interestingly enough, those sapphire eyes had stared back. SasunaruNaruto, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 13k+, favs: 552, follows: 100, 5/15/2011, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
111 Masquerade
Gift Fic. Naruto Uzumaki finds himself yet again covering for his uncle by attending a masquerade held for the social elite. When he arrives he meets a man in a raven mask. What can happen on a secluded island off the shores of Japan? SasuNaruNaruto, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 8k+, favs: 603, follows: 74, 2/25/2011, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
30 Winter Miracles
Naruto saw something and misunderstood. Sasuke is going to need more than a miracle. He's going to need a divine intervention on a whole different level. SasunaruNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 193, follows: 20, 12/24/2010, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
39 Ready Them Binoculars!
The kunoichi of the Leaf are quite handy with a set of binoculars and apparently aren't immune to nosebleeds. SasunaruNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 259, follows: 35, 12/1/2010, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
79 A Mission In a Blizzard
Shino, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba and Shikamaru are stuck in a cramped cave while on an ANBU mission. I'll let your imagination take it from there. SasuNaruNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 287, follows: 31, 11/21/2010, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
35 A Flicker In The Darkness
The war is still raging but Hermione, Harry and Ron have been captured. Their prospects look pretty grim. Is there any hope left?Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 5k+, favs: 56, follows: 12, updated: 9/3/2010 published: 9/2/2010, Draco M., Hermione G.
77 The Many Troubles Of A Malfoy
Blasted kids...never give us a single minute's rest!Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 202, follows: 30, 8/10/2010, Draco M., Hermione G.