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Joined Dec '05

UPDATED 1-26-14 Hey everybody! Here's a brief bio about me:

Real Name: Matt

Age: 31

Height: 5'10

Weight: 232 lbs

Hair: dark brown on the sides and back, sandy brown on top

Eyes: blue

B-day: Dec. 15, 1983

Status: Engaged

Favorite Cartoons: Kim Possible, American Dragon: Jake Long, Loonitics Unleashed, Johnny Test, Total Drama Island/Action, 6Teen, Secret Saturdays, Stoked, Chaotic, Huntik: Secrets and Seekers, Over the Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc., and several others.

Favorite TV Shows: Mythbusters, Everybody Loves Raymond, Home Improvement, Whose Line is it Anyway, Married...With Children, Three Stooges: Stooge-a-palooza, Hot in Cleveland, The Exes, Forensic Files.

Favorite Bands/Groups/Singers: Linkin Park, AC/DC, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Green Day, Red Hot Chille Peppers, Eminem, Joan Jett and the Black Hearts, and Ozzy.

Hobbies: Playing and Watching Sports (baseball, basketball, football, hockey, etc), Tae Kwon Do (I'm a 1st Dan (degree) black belt), listening to music, and hanging with my friends and family.

Pets: a golden retriever named Jake (April 24, 1997-August 20,2008) Cody (half German Shepard half Yellow Lab) age: 9 years, Molly (Golden Retriever) age: 6

Favorite Authors: JPmod (a great author), Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro (a great author, a great reveiwer), AlyssC01 (a good author and a nice person. Nickname: Miss Alyss), Etherelemental (a fine reveiwer, a good person), Wolvenfire86 (writes some good Taang stories), and TTfanTT (A really good author with some fine fiction)

Authors/Friends: Waterfalltears (one of my best friends, knows me better then most anybody), Aero Tendo (a good author, a funny man, and a really good friend), Pixiehollow (an exotic person, a major Zutarian (Zuko/Katara) shipper (Avatar: the Last Airbender) and a good friend. Nickname: Miss R.G.), Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro (A darn nice guy, a great author/artist), AlyssC01 (Calls me Master Matt, and shes a beautiful young woman), Mooncatcher (A good person with a sharp wit and more funny sayings/phrases than The Three Stooges), Wovenfire86 (A fellow Taanger (Toph/Aang) Avatar: The Last Airbender, and is a mediocre author. JK buddy), TTfanTT (a real up and comong young author and a great friend), Dsman(good action writer, nice guy)

Fav. Pairings:

Kim Possible: Ron/Bonnie (RonBon), Ron/Shego (Rongo), Ron/Tara, Hana/Jon Harbin (an OC of mine), Monique/Felix, Shego/Kim, Ron/Monique.

Teen Titans: Beast Boy/Raven, Robin/Starfire, Cyborg/Bee, Cyborg/Jinx, Jinx/Kid Flash.

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Aang/Toph, Sokka/Suki, Katara/Zuko, Aang/On Ji, Jet/Azula, Mai/Zuko, Aang/Ty Lee.

Legend of Korra: Mako/Korra, Korra/Bolin, Bolin/Eska, Mako/Asami, Bolin/Opal.

American Dragon:Jake Long: Trixie/Spud, Jake/Danica.

Jimmy Neutron: Jimmy/Cindy, Jimmy/Libby, Libby/Sheen, Carl/Elkie.

Huntik: Secrets and Seekers: Sophie/Lok, Dante/Zhalia

Neutral Pairings:

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Ty Lee/Sokka, Aang/Katara, Jet/Katara

Kim Possible: Drakken/Shego

Jimmy Neutron: Sheen/Cindy

Pairings I Don't Like:

Kim Possible: Kim/Ron

American Dragon: Jake Long: Jake/Rose

Fav. quotes:

"A golden heart stopped beating

Two golden eyes at rest

God broke our hearts to show

That he only takes the best" (My bro's friend Brit in memory of her brother Brad)

"What's easier to pass, a ball or a stone? The ball it's lighter" (Me)

"Chocolate: Live it Love it. Obey it" (Mooncatcher)

"You'll find what you need when your not looking Master Matt, that's what I've learned from life" (AlyssC01)

"A kind heart can help heal a broken one" (Me)

"I'm a writer I don't lie I edit the truth" (Dsman)

"It's so obvious, I missed it"(Me)

"It's easy to say hello, but hard to say goodbye" (Me)

More to be added soon.

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, VectorPrime155, AnswerTheCall, DaleJr.88, Mr. Average,

Dear bullies,

See that boy you made fun of for reading a book? After that, he committed suicide

See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying

Repost this if you are against bullying.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky one, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!

Misc.: Not much else to say really. I still live with my parents, my younger brother is a doctor and is currently in Oregon doing an internship, I graduated from college with two associate degrees ( A.A. General Education, A.S. Mechanical Design/CAD (Computer Aided Design)) and an AutoCAD certificate, and I hope to have a place of my own in a few years or so. If I think of anything else to put on here I'll add it later.

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