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127Asterix and the Dream Whisperer »
The Romans try a new weapon on the Gaulish village: a Roman agent who can speak into people's dreams.
Asterix, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, chapters: 24, words: 60k+, favs: 44, follows: 31, updated: 6/8/2022 published: 5/24/2017
2 Gift of the Monstrous Nightmare
Abused Snotlout, caring Hookfang. Post-Thawfest.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 11k+, favs: 23, follows: 11, 4/28/2021, Snotlout, Hookfang
11 Possible
HTTYD3 fic. Summary inside to avoid spoilers on the main page. Some Hictooth, Snotfang, Stormstrid, Fishlug... you know the drill.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 46, follows: 16, 5/4/2019, Hiccup, Snotlout, Toothless, Hookfang
8 Sanctuary (Race to the Edge Epilogues: Triple Cross)
Fix-it fic for "Triple Cross." Viggo is rescued and as he lies recovering, the Riders keep watch over him and struggle to accept that Hiccup plans to offer him a place with the team. Convalescence-fic, team-centric.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Friendship, words: 9k+, favs: 66, follows: 27, 4/4/2019
7The Snotlout Dialogues »
A bunch of dialogues set at various times in Riders/Defenders/RttE. Conversations that helped Snotlout grow from the bunghole he was in Riders/Defenders into a decent human being. Marked as complete because each one stands alone.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 17, follows: 14, updated: 4/1/2019 published: 3/19/2019
58True Colors »
"Snotlout Gets the Axe" what-if. Snotlout's dad punishes him and the Riders and their dragons are there to pick up the pieces. Spitelout-bashing. Also Snotfang bonding. Faint pre-Fishlout if you squint. Graphic violence, so be warned.
How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 19, words: 58k+, favs: 95, follows: 69, updated: 3/24/2019 published: 6/17/2018
9 Race to the Edge Epilogues: Total Nightmare
Strictly RttE, no movies. Toothless talks to Hookfang after the events of 'Total Nightmare.'
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 38, follows: 15, 3/7/2019, Snotlout, Toothless, Hookfang
15 After the Fall »
Surrounded by puny humans, what's a proud Nightmare to do? Hookfang-centric take on the aftermath of the HTTYD1 battle and the wait for Hiccup to wake up. Inspired by an unposted story by Thursday26. Slight Snotfang. References to Hiccup's amputation but nothing too graphic.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 43, follows: 15, updated: 2/12/2019 published: 8/27/2018, Hookfang
19 Unbecoming »
Hookfang is there after Snotlout and his father have 'words.' Or, it was just a matter of time before I gave in to the urge to have Hookfang comfort Snotlout after a punishment. Probably a whipping, because I'm a slut for that kind of abuse. Blame the RttE writers for putting the idea into my head in 'Thawfest.'
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 16k+, favs: 84, follows: 31, updated: 12/18/2018 published: 10/9/2017, Snotlout, Hookfang
18Five Times Hiccup Was Called into the Great Hall for a Punishment
...And One Time He Wasn't. Does anyone else remember this Riders moment? In "We Are Family Pt. 1", Hiccup is called into the Great Hall. Stoick says "Hold out your hands," and Hiccup hides them behind his back. That's a conditioned response to protect his wrists/hands from being hit. Just how used to it is he? This is how.
How to Train Your Dragon, K+, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 12k+, favs: 183, follows: 60, 4/22/2018
5 Concealed Carry
De-aged dragon 'verse. Hookfang gets shrunk this time around. Snotlout runs his mouth, and well, Snotlout and Hookfang are two emotionally constipated dudes. Disclaimer: No cute baby Toothless in this one. Snotfang, but you knew that. Content Warning: Some gore.
How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 21k+, favs: 32, follows: 9, 4/8/2018, Snotlout, Hookfang
56They Made You Do It »
There's a sharp pain in Toothless' side and he startles awake. His rider's standing above him, cold and commanding as Drago Bludvist himself. "Get up, you useless reptile."
How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, chapters: 8, words: 21k+, favs: 40, follows: 37, updated: 4/6/2018 published: 10/15/2017
7 In The Egg
HTTYD2 missing scene. Remember how Drago subdued Hookfang just by roaring? Remember those huge egg-shaped traps? On Drago's ship, we saw Astrid rescue Meatlug from one and Eret rescue Stormfly from the other. I figured, have Snotlout rescue Hookfang from a third, and shoehorn in some implausible backstory and gratuitous angst. Part of the Snotfang-bonding kick I'm on.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 5k+, favs: 53, follows: 12, 4/5/2018, Snotlout, Hookfang
6 Nothing Else Matters
Snotfang-centric missing scene from Season 8 Ep 10, "Guardians of Vanaheim." (Watch that before reading this, seriously.) Because Snotfang h/c is the world and everything in it.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 10, 3/2/2018, Snotlout, Hookfang
4How the Grinch Saw the Hatchling
Part of my de-aged!Toothless 'verse. The Academy dragons react to their queen being de-aged. Mostly Hookfang-centric. Spoiler: He's a grouch.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, words: 2k+, favs: 30, follows: 8, 2/16/2018
7 Mommy's Day Out
De-aged!Toothless 'verse. Hiccup is protective of his little hatchling. Toothless, being Toothless, is Not Amused. The Riders are awesome, as usual. The Outcasts have a cameo.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 44, follows: 14, 1/20/2018, Hiccup, Toothless
8 Never Let Go
Post-HTTYD2 nightmares.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, Finnish, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 41, follows: 13, 12/20/2017, Hiccup, Toothless
19Unbreaking (RttE Epilogue: Terrible Twos)
Fix-it fic for Hiccup trapping Toothless in the cove in that ep, because I thought it was arrogant at best and OoC at worst.
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 7k+, favs: 58, follows: 10, 12/8/2017
8Drago's Mount
That's what Toothless was, in HTTYD2. Short retelling of that period through Toothless' eyes.
How to Train Your Dragon, K+, English, Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 30, follows: 10, 11/25/2017
7Notes in the Book of Dragons
Based on their experiences, dragon riders add a line or two to the descriptions of their respective partner species in the Book of Dragons. Here's what they wrote and what inspired it. (Barf&Belch, Stormfly, Toothless, Hookfang, Meatlug, Grump and Skullcrusher.)
How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 7, 11/5/2017