"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
Luaghter is most definitely the best medicine.
Interests: cheesecake, flan, rice pudding, art
Favorite Music: The Script, Anberlin, Ferras, Lifehouse, Maroon 5, Mika, Damien Rice
Favorite TV Shows: Supernatural, Merlin, Sherlock, Doctor Who, House, NCIS, Ouran High School Host Club
Favorite Movies: Benny & Joon, Inception, The Illusionist, The Dark Knight, Ocean's Eleven, GATTACA
Favorite Books: most books by Sarah Dessen, Harry Potter, The Kite Runner
"Give me yor numbah!"
~the real Jerome
"School is practice for the future and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice?"
~Billie Joe Armstrong
"If I have to watch Martha Stewart make one more god-damn thing out of goat cheese, I'm gonna kill myself!"
"I think you mean an avalanche."
~Henry Ling exhibiting NJRSF-panel-judge-pwnage
Dali: "Where are we going?"
Lorca: "Puppet show."
Buñuel: "An uncensored puppet show."
"Now may I recommend you all go home? You smell, you're greasy, you need to bathe and I'm sick of lookin' at your ugly faces."
"The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging."
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you need to watch out for because you can never predict when they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid."
"This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast."
"Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML" -
The Doctor and the Mechanic: A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix' em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work? The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over, and said… "Try doing it with the engine running."