13The Vampire of Naggaroth » A fan request story. Ynarana Mekrath the dark elf "Gwendil" (lesbian) moved from the city of Clar Karond to a quiet plantation to escape homophobic persecution and join a small secret dark elf lesbian community, desiring a quiet life with her fellow lesbians in peace. But then everything changed when a vampire came to stalk her quiet plantation. (Set in 6th ed before GW ruined WF)
Warhammer, M, English, chapters: 10, words: 75k+, favs: 2, follows: 7, updated: 6/22 published: 5/18, Dark Elves, Vampire Counts
237The Imperial Orphan » Captured alive by the Inquisition from his depraved heretic parents as a newborn, Chaos Lord's son Franklin Sevenson was deemed young enough to be uncorrupted and sent to an orphanage dedicated to the children of such sinful parents. Now 12 years old, Franklin struggles with the horrors of his unclean past, as his filthy bloodline seeks to corrupt him from the Emperor's light.
Warhammer, M, English, Horror, chapters: 131, words: 682k+, favs: 102, follows: 111, updated: 6/18 published: 7/11/2018, Chaos Space Marines, Sisters of Battle, OC
7Skavenblight Clanrat Life » A far too close look at the comically absurd (and disgusting) daily lives of skaven clanrats in Clan Scattsnack, arguably the weakest clan in the whole of Skavenblight. Struggling to survive as a literal bottom feeder has never been funnier as the clanrats deal with Clan Eshin wannabes, "romancing" breeders, bullying runts, and finding truly disgusting dinner.
Warhammer, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 9, follows: 15, updated: 4/25 published: 11/6/2019
22Life in an independent human civilisation » A story of life in a human civilisation that is not under the rule of the Imperium of Man
Warhammer, M, English, chapters: 9, words: 53k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 3/20 published: 2/24
4Nurgle makes love to Isha The lemon absolutely no one asked for but were given anyway, kinda like an eyeball infection.
Warhammer, M, English, Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 2/22
16The Reign of King Rito » Rito's balls will never be full again after he finally marries his entire harem, but tender empty balls are the least of his problems as he struggles to be King of the Galaxy. An accurate look at harem life and Earth politics after Rito marries his entire harem and becomes the King of Deviluke. Features real life politicians and how they would react to the To-Love-Ru universe.
To Love-Ru, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 29, words: 99k+, favs: 78, follows: 71, updated: 11/9/2019 published: 9/18/2019
2Winnie the Grimdark Pooh A grim and dark version of the beloved children's story
Winnie-the-Pooh, M, English, words: 493, favs: 1, follows: 1, 2/2/2019
2Unfinished 40k (and fantasy) works and chapters » A selection of old story files that never made it to the publishing stage. I am currently on standby to get called into work early if needed and am filling in this uncertain length of time posting some old files. Some are stories that went nowhere and others are chapters that got got scrapped and replaced by different chapters. Enjoy my file scrapheap :)
Warhammer, M, English, chapters: 14, words: 14k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 1/25/2019
1The Mary Sue Dystopia » Life in a wish fulfilment universe from the point of view of any character OTHER than the Mary Sue.
Parodies and Spoofs, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 1/25/2019 published: 9/11/2017
3Life in an imperial armaments factory An in depth look at the huge amount of work that goes into equipping the vehicles and equipment to just three Imperial Guard regiments. Every Leman Russ battle tank, every Basilisk artillery vehicle, every lasgun was all made by the labor and toil of someone somewhere. This is the story of that poor overworked someone.
Warhammer, T, English, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 7, 1/11/2019, Imperial Guard
2Octavia the Slaaneshi Tickle Slave (lemon with a plot) » Roughly 20 years after Women of the Night Lords, Octavia the Slaaneshi slave is now a grandmother and still owned by her slave-owner Wendy Sevenson. With the kids grown up and the nest empty, Octavia has returned exclusively to her role as a tickle slave, and has her own personal grimdark adventures as a Slaaneshi sex and torture slave (A serious story but also a lemon).
Warhammer, M, English, Suspense & Drama, chapters: 6, words: 23k+, favs: 11, follows: 6, updated: 1/9/2019 published: 3/28/2018, Chaos Space Marines, Daemons, Lost and the Damned, OC
2A traitor penal legion heretic Short story. On a penal world turned traitor, one of the heretic escaped convicts is in a trench facing loyalist space marines, whilst having bizarre relationship problems with a daemon he has attempted to emotionally bond with.
Warhammer, M, English, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, 12/30/2018, Chaos Space Marines, Daemons, Space Marines, Lost and the Damned
18The Trump era explained with Orks » We live in a confusing time filled with confusing new terminology and situations. At times like this, sometimes an Ork is the best person to explain things.
Warhammer, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, updated: 12/22/2018 published: 10/24/2018, Orks
4Gary the Gretchin Physicist The average Ork might be rather dumb, but as you will see, their diminutive gretchin brothers really are not all that dim at all.
Warhammer, M, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 7, 12/2/2018, Orks
4 Rick and Morty visit 40k An imperial chapel service is gate crashed by a strange pair.
Warhammer & Rick and Morty, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 10, 11/30/2018
3The Gun Bunnies (xenos race) Just working notes for a xenos race I have been working on for years
Warhammer, K, English, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 11/2/2018
3Bath time with Wendy and Octavia (Hard core Lesbian Tickling bondage Sister Mary, an Adeptus Sororitas nun of a non militant order, is forced to bathe naked with a naked pair of busty tickling obsessed Slaanesh worshipping lesbians who have captured her. Can Sister Mary's sensitive bare ticklish body escape from the soapy tickling fingers of the chaos lesbians?
Warhammer, M, English, Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 13, 8/29/2018, Lost and the Damned, Sisters of Battle
6The Agri World Farm Hand » The life of a worker on an Imperium Agri World
Warhammer, T, English, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 6, follows: 4, updated: 7/10/2018 published: 7/5/2018
10Sex Diary of a Khorne woman » A sexually frustrated Khorne worshipping woman decides to start keeping a diary about her sex life.
Warhammer, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 15k+, favs: 20, follows: 16, updated: 7/10/2018 published: 7/3/2018, Lost and the Damned
1Proletariat Saw The mysterious Jigsaw killer starts abducting some of the richest billionaires on earth, much to the amusement of the general public. Can the police save these oligarchs in time or will they die in ironic ways?
Saw, T, English, words: 820, favs: 4, follows: 5, 6/3/2018