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294Intellectually Correct » Post HP7. Hermione Granger FINALLY gets a clue. Severus Snape freaks and goes to America. A few laughs, a bit of angst, and lots of love. A lighthearted SSHG romantic murder mystery that reeks of blooming maturity, imperfection, and Sherlock Holmes.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Mystery, chapters: 29, words: 95k+, favs: 80, follows: 135, updated: 6/22/2010 published: 11/3/2007, Hermione G., Severus S.
32CauldronBuster and NargleSeeker » Neville Longbottom gets bitten on the honker by a nargle. Luna Lovegood owns a boar named Bilbo. When will I stop? When JKR tells me to, that daft Gryffindor. Cute drabbles about a favorite fanon pairing, along with snippets of the Quibbler.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 7, updated: 7/26/2009 published: 9/27/2008, Neville L., Luna L.
4 Slughorn and the Basilisk Snape's got an issue with Slughorn's impending blindness in this silly story that is set during HBP, and so Snape writes a little Wizard Tale in his journal. Purely silly little oneshot to celebrate new movie. Hope you enjoy it.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 7/14/2009, Severus S., Horace S.
223After King's Cross Station » Post HP7. Oh, phooey, Snape became a ghost. What kind of torment will he wreak now? He certainly will not become editor of the Quibbler, chief investigator of other ghosts' psychological states, best pals with the Bloody Baron, or Irma Pince's lover.
Harry Potter, M, English, Spiritual, chapters: 31, words: 134k+, favs: 34, follows: 39, updated: 7/9/2009 published: 8/15/2007, Severus S.
46Les Vies des Poulets » In a world where Voldemort vanquishes Harry, darkness takes over and death becomes the most desirable end for Hermione. However, she discovers a protector secretly on her side who wants to work bring light back to the world. He needs her help, though. HGS
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 6, words: 14k+, favs: 8, follows: 31, updated: 7/6/2009 published: 7/28/2008, Hermione G., Severus S.
3 January 9th A slightly AU oneshot that mostly consists of Snape's secret thoughts on Christmas. The rest is pretty predictable. Originally composed for my story "HP and the Mistaken Identity" but significantly edited to stand on its own.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 1/5/2009, Severus S., Albus D.
2A Question of Sanity Just another 'What If'...What if Voldemort decided at the last minute that the prophecy as related by Trelawney referenced Neville and not Harry? Focuses on the relationship between Snape and Lily in this circumstance.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, 12/23/2008, Lily Luna P., Severus S.
62 Mr Robinson » Post DH. Severus Snape survives. But, he's a little crazy, so he heads to Lily's old house and passes out on her doorstep. Fortunately, a kindly Muggle nurse finds him and takes him to the mental institution where she works. Complete, loved writing this.
Harry Potter, T, English, Spiritual & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 10, words: 29k+, favs: 34, follows: 15, updated: 12/22/2008 published: 3/3/2008, Severus S., OC
3 Flippant Affections Sinistra points her nose down from the stars to see Argus Filch, scrubber of toilets. She freaks. He cries. Mrs. Norris meows. Then, just as suddenly as their relationship ends, he finds a new love. Also cameo appearances by Snape, Umbridge, Irma Pince.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 9/16/2008, Argus F., A. Sinistra
23Sketches of Adolescent Severus » Simply, I decided to try my hand at writing a series of drabbles. These are short 1 page verbal sketches about Snape in his teenage years. There is no plot, just some good plotless fluff.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 8/14/2008 published: 11/30/2007, Severus S., Lily Evans P.
3 Stereotypical Lily, How She Came To Love Potter MRDR era. This is a rather silly little story with what could be considered a surprising ending. Hercule Poirot is Dumbledore's new plaything at Hogwarts, and Lily has conflicting feelings about James. Severus Snape falls in a fountain. LJ 7th year. Short
Book X-overs, T, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, 6/10/2008
5 Definitely Ambivalent She's elegant. She's got poise. She adores books. But she's just not smart enough to keep away from Argus Filch. Don't despair, Irma Pince, it's your birthday. My response to the 'Birthday' challenge from Review Lounge. During GoF.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 4/8/2008, I. Pince, Argus F.
4 Two Ostensibly Dead or At the Renaissance Faire Hermione is at a California Renaissance Faire in 2018; guess what she is doing there? Or, more interestingly, guess who she MEETS there? Rated for language, that's all.
Harry Potter, T, English, Crime, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 4/6/2008, Hermione G., Severus S.
9 I Kissed a Drunk Bloke Hermione walks home from work and suddenly meets her old potions master, Severus Snape. Gasp. Definitely a shocker, that. AU. Post DH, but Snape miraculously survives somehow. Oneshot unedited. HGSS.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 12/29/2007, Severus S., Hermione G.
16 Adler's Lost Lozenge Box Poor Mr. Holmes, he makes us all laugh. He can't find a stupid little lozenge box. Watch, dear reader, as Lovely Miss Irene Adler persuades our favorite detective Sherlock Holmes to accompany her home one evening. Short, very cute fluff.
Sherlock Holmes, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 2, 11/25/2007
22 The Rise and Fall of Two Bulky Geniuses Hermione and Snape get bulky and fall in love. This is a major fluffy oneshot. Does not strictly conform to HBP or at all to DH. Possibly most disturbing HGSS you'll ever read, but I think it's very entertaining. Especially for the holidays. DARK HUMOR.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 24, follows: 4, 11/22/2007, Hermione G., Severus S.
8The Start and End of a Beautiful Friendship » Ilsa and Laszlo are safely off to Lisbon. Rick is staying in Casablanca. However, now he has more purpose, more vitality. He wants to help win the war against the Germans. Sequel to the movie of Casablanca.
Casablanca, M, English, Romance, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, follows: 2, updated: 11/6/2007 published: 9/29/2007
8Harry Potter and the Mistaken Identity » My version of Book 7. Sirius makes his return to life. HGRW, SSOC, HPGW. A lot of plot holes and missing chapters. I'm never going to finish this. My first real HP fanfiction, didn't post it all for years after I abandoned it.
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 24, words: 76k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 11/4/2007 published: 2/27/2006, Harry P., Severus S.
24 My First SSHG My first SSHG. Very, VERY short drabble.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 168, favs: 5, follows: 3, 11/3/2007, Severus S., Hermione G.
4 Just Kill Me Now May I excuse myself for this, in that I came up with it when I was very angsty and in the shower?
Harry Potter, T, English, Poetry, words: 900, 11/2/2007, Severus S., Lily Evans P.
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