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1Return of the Soulless Vampire: BTVS S9 Rewrite - a WWS story » This follows my season 6, 7 and 8 rewrites, follows on from the gang relocating to San Francisco, look forward to many adventures including Dawn's new watcher boyfriend Leo, Spike seriously losing his cool and Tara facing her dad again after so many years. Pairings, children, reading order and summary of the WWS can be found on my profile. T for most of it, but M for a few scenes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, M, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 33, words: 70k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 8h published: 1/28, [Buffy S., Spike] [Willow R., Tara M.]
Another Life » A little fantasy AU if Kat and Elliot never broke up, post-S1. Not particularly realistic, this story lives in a little optimistic relationship place inside their heads. Maybe this is where they will end up.
The Way Home, M, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, updated: 8/27 published: 8/25, [Katherine L., Elliot A.] Alice D.
1 Double Booked: 5 years later » 5th anniversary of Double Booked means... A sequel! It's 2008, Harry and Ginny are married with three kids, Hermione and Ron are married with two, sometimes they need some light relief. Hermione comes over to see Harry and Ginny for another night of endless smut. Seriously, like an overwhelming amount. Like parents don't read this amount. 100th Fic!
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 13, follows: 4, 8/26, [Harry P., Ginny W., Hermione G.]
2 New Sunnydale 2005-2020 - a WWS story » The Scoobies' adventures in New Sunnydale, Tiny Moments from Willow and Tara's life, Giles' journals, and the newest struggles of being a slayer and a celebrity. Follows on from my season 8 rewrite, but contains a summary of that so no need to read if you don't want to. WWS, AU. Precursor of what's to come...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 21, words: 15k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 8/25 published: 11/15/2021, [Willow R., Tara M.] [Xander H., Anya J.]
3 Missing Moments » "I-I um. I" Tara stuttered, her head shaking slightly as she spoke; her eyes still closed, she imagined that this was just another practice. "I-I l-like y-you." The words stumbled out, all broken and out of place, her usual pattern of stuttering. S4EP13 Where Willow and Tara's relationship took its romantic turn. UPDATED.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 8/24 published: 1/16/2021, [Willow R., Tara M.]
Engram Pattersky S7E08: A Novelisation As the title suggests, this is a canon novelisation of the finale of New Girl. Not particularly original I know but I wanted to try out novelising a whole episode of something. This is a readable version of the last episode if anyone wants it.
New Girl, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 8k+, 8/22, [Jess D., Nick M.] [Schmidt, Cece P.]
Hello Stranger There must've been something, a moment between episodes 8-9, something between Kat and Elliot's first kiss and their second. That is what this is.
The Way Home, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, 8/16, [Katherine L., Elliot A.] Alice D.
2 Dawnmeister Chronicles: Diaries from S1-4 - a WWS story » All those episodes that Dawn remembers from S1-4 but we didn't actually see her in. Prequel to my WWS series but is canon so can stand alone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, K+, English, Family & Supernatural, chapters: 36, words: 20k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 8/12 published: 7/21, Buffy S., Dawn S., Joyce S., Willow R.
7 SuperCoffee Returns » The entire SuperCoffee Saga collected. Alex and Kelly bonding over spilt milk, Kara working at SuperCoffee with Alex whilst she's at college. Everything is smooth sailing, but when a certain brunette walks in, she doesn't know how to handle it. Kara still has powers, but she's not Supergirl yet. AU
Supergirl, T, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 10, words: 12k+, favs: 5, follows: 6, updated: 8/8 published: 6/29, [Kara D./Supergirl, Lena L.] [Alex D., Kelly O.]
1 Mr and Mr A Z Fell » A little moments story. This is a kind of optimistic story about Crowley and Aziraphale antagonising each other through the years and then ending up as sweet husbands. Post-S2, kind of ignoring the end and assuming they worked something out. But canon otherwise. Rated T for tempting...
Good Omens, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 6, follows: 6, updated: 8/7 published: 8/1, [Crowley, Aziraphale]
2 Some Girl » Some AU meet cutes for Dansen. Oneshots about Alex and Kelly meeting for the first time in different scenarios, office, house party etc... Will their chemistry shine through?
Supergirl, T, English, Romance, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 8/5 published: 7/28/2022, [Alex D., Kelly O.]
William Pratt: The Mama's Boy, The Myth, The Poet - a WWS story » The life and lies of William Pratt, AKA William the Bloody, AKA Spike. Basically a canon Spike prequel, but can be used as context for my WWS series. Second installment of my character stories. Stories from his boyhood, teenage years, and young life.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Family & Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, 7/18, Drusilla, Spike, Cecily, Spike's mom
Just A Phone Call Away From the phone call where Kat told Elliot she was pregnant with Alice, to the moment she realised that she was falling for him, to the moment she knew it was love. Pre-S1, S1E07, S1E08.
The Way Home, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/18, [Katherine L., Elliot A.]
Passengers: Mark and Lexie Edition » The story of Passengers with a few choice alterations: 1) the main protagonists are Mark and Lexie. B) the story winds itself with slightly different twists and turns and 7) they have 40 years left not 90.
Grey's Anatomy & Passengers, 2016, M, English, Romance & Sci-Fi, chapters: 10, words: 27k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 7/17 published: 6/30, [Mark S., Lexie G.] Callie T., Meredith G.
Hospital From Hell-mouth In every generation a slayer is born, one girl in all the world, yadda yadda yadda. Heard it all before. Meredith Grey is the slayer, the one and only, until she almost drowns and her sister Lexie shows up out of the blue. Can they work together? Or will their butting heads cause danger to arise in the hospital? Also featuring a hot vampire with a soul.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Grey's Anatomy, T, English, Supernatural & Romance, words: 2k+, 6/27, [Lexie G., Mark S.] Cristina Y., Meredith G.
Finch’s Monologue Finch's thoughts culminating in his death. His thoughts similar to the book not graphic description. Canon to the book.
All the Bright Places, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 1k+, 6/27, [T. Finch, Violet M.]
Violet's Monologue Violet's thoughts and feelings culminating in Finch's death. Canon to the book.
All the Bright Places, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 1k+, 6/27, [Violet M., T. Finch]
5 Book of Firsts, Back for Seconds - an SPC story » This is a collection of the big moments from Slexie's relationship S5-8 leading up to the plane crash. Works as mostly canon (slightly au at the start of S7) and a prequel to my SPC series, (explained on profile). M for some spicier scenes.
Grey's Anatomy, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 20, words: 23k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 6/25 published: 5/12, [Mark S., Lexie G.] Alex K.
Twisted and Tortured Lexie has one thing on her mind, patrolling the cemetery. She is the one and only slayer, the chosen one. But Mark has other ideas. The vampire with a soul has one thing on his mind too, Lexie and her poor undefended neck. Fluff piece. AU Oneshot
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Grey's Anatomy, T, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 1k+, 6/19, [Mark S., Lexie G.]
Somewhere Only We Know When Lexie wakes up in heaven after the plane crash all she can do for months is cry. Between the smiles and the tears of watching life unfold without her, Mark is getting sicker. What will their reunion in heaven be like? Just how much does Mark love her? Is he wiling to die for her, so they can be together?
Grey's Anatomy, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 6/15, [Mark S., Lexie G.]
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