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Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down »
Prostitutes are dying one by one in London, all at the hands of a serial killer - Jack the Ripper. Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke's childhood friend, is a prostitute...can they unmask the psychopath before it's too late? Major character death warning. AU fic
Naruto, T, English, Mystery & Horror, chapters: 27, words: 100k+, favs: 40, follows: 30, updated: 1/28/2013 published: 2/8/2009, Sasuke U.
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Team Names
After Sasuke changes them from Team Hebi to Team Taka, Suigetsu decides that it's only fair for him to have a say in the team name, too.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 70, follows: 13, 2/5/2011, Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
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Morgue Shelf Blues
The first mistake was Kabuto mentioning Itachi. The second mistake was Sasuke throwing the punch. And the result? Kabuto and Sasuke, locked in a morgue shelf...together. Let the awkwardness ensue! KabuSasu
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 42, follows: 5, 6/16/2010, Sasuke U., Kabuto Y.
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Old Habits Die Hard
Jiraiya had never been much of an actor, but pretending was a lot easier than he thought it would be. JirSasu, JirOro, and OroSasu
Naruto, T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 4k+, favs: 6, follows: 4, 8/4/2009, Jiraiya, Sasuke U.
10The Wedding
Sequel to 'Kisame's New Boyfriend'. In which all of Konoha and the Akatsuki are invited to witness the joining of one happy and excited Kisame, and a very unyielding ticked off Sasuke. KisaSasu crack
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 19, follows: 4, 6/2/2009, Kisame H., Sasuke U.
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Marrow
Crack crack crack, snap snap snap, twist twist twist, break break break. Soon, the sounds would be embedded so deep in his marrow that sanity would no longer be an option.
Naruto, T, English, Angst & Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 6, 3/29/2009, Sasuke U.
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Water Follows Beauty
Sasuke is curious as to why Suigetsu followed him and stuck with him. Suigetsu's answer was surprising, to say the least...SuiSasu
Naruto, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 50, follows: 11, 1/26/2009, Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
20To Take a Life
Kill this infant, Sasuke-kun." Orochimaru tests his pupil's hardness and obedience in the cruelest way possible.
Naruto, T, English, Angst & Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 30, follows: 9, 1/12/2009, Sasuke U., Orochimaru
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Kisame's New Boyfriend
Itachi and Kisame decide that Kisame needs a boyfriend, because girls just aren't working for him, and Sasuke just happens to be the perfect candidate. CRACK! KisaSasu, because there's just not enough of this pairing. :P
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 32, follows: 9, 8/28/2008, Kisame H., Sasuke U.
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Stake Out
Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten are normal teenagers nearing the end of their sleepover party. However, they're freaked out when they think someone is trying to break into the house, which leads them to have a comical stake out in the guest bedroom. Some OOC.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 3, 7/7/2008
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Mission: Make Sasuke Smile! »
Naruto wonders why Sasuke never smiles, so they make a bet on it. Naruto has to make Sasuke smile by the end of the day. What tactics will Naruto use to get the stoic Uchiha to grin? No pairings!
Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 15, words: 29k+, favs: 181, follows: 72, updated: 5/31/2008 published: 5/4/2007, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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Jolly Ranchers
Sasuke and Sakura had been going out for months and the Uchiha hadn't kissed her yet. It ate away at Sakura until she thought of a way to change that. SakuSasu
Naruto, K+, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 63, follows: 14, 4/11/2008, Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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Recurring Nightmare
Naruto keeps on running, chasing Sasuke, but his fingers are always an inch away. No pairings!
Naruto, K, English, Angst & Friendship, words: 607, favs: 7, follows: 1, 4/8/2008, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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Mother Rin
Sequel to 'Sister Sakura'. After questioning Kakashi about his old team, his pupils set out to find Rin to bring her back to be Kakashi's girlfriend! But does she feel the same way he does? KakaRin
Naruto, K+, English, Romance & Family, words: 6k+, favs: 64, follows: 21, 4/8/2008, Kakashi H., Rin
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Understanding
For once, Sakura thinks of Naruto instead of Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura friendship, no pairings!
Naruto, K, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 5, 3/4/2008, Sakura H., Naruto U.
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The Midnight Priestess Matetobe of Sesshomaru? »
The Midnight Priestess, a weapon of destruction and an artist of healing. What happens when she is captured by Lord Sesshomaru?
Inuyasha, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 22, words: 34k+, favs: 19, follows: 7, updated: 2/19/2008 published: 6/30/2006, SesshÅmaru
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Not So Bad, But I Still Dislike You
Tsunade assigns the two most unlikely people a mission: spend the day together and learn to understand each other. But they hate each other. What will the result be? No pairings!
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 26, follows: 6, 2/7/2008, Sasuke U., Jiraiya
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A Life for a Life
Satoshi saved Daisuke from drowning, so Dark decides to return the favor. No pairings!
D N Angel, K, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 12/8/2007, Satoshi H., Dark M.
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Numb
Naruto landed punch after punch on Sasuke's face, yet the Uchiha couldn't feel the pain from a single one...it was almost as if he was numb...Songfic, Numb by Linkin Park. No pairings!
Naruto, K+, English, Angst, words: 969, favs: 4, follows: 1, 12/8/2007, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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Father Kakashi
Sequel to 'Brother Naruto'. It's Family Day again, but it's different this time. Instead of bringing in any family member, it's restricted to parents only. Once again, Naruto has Iruka, yet Sasuke has no one. No pairings!
Naruto, K, English, Family, words: 1k+, favs: 76, follows: 31, updated: 11/29/2007 published: 11/4/2007, Kakashi H., Sasuke U.